Newt grinning is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen

@xxx that's exactly why it almost made me barf. srs nausea once i zoomed out. why does that happen? i guess that's probably more of a psych question but U R SMRT

  On 1/24/2012 at 1:56 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 1/23/2012 at 9:44 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

as for newt there is no doubt in mind that he is utterly despicable.

 

The balls on him though - the CNN debate the moderator's all "so uhh, you wanna comment on your open marriage request to your wife who was diagnosed with MS?" (even though he'd been fucking some other chick for like 6 years). Newt just goes: "No. BUt I will." And then proceeds to lambaste the host for joining in the media hype and making it too hard to govern the nation.

From the speaker of the house that led the Clinton-penis witch hunt.

what teh fucking fuck.

http://www.thedailys...-south-carolina

Skip to 2:00... I'm lolling on the outside but [america] [/america] on the inside...

  On 1/24/2012 at 1:56 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 1/23/2012 at 9:44 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

as for newt there is no doubt in mind that he is utterly despicable.

 

The balls on him though - the CNN debate the moderator's all "so uhh, you wanna comment on your open marriage request to your wife who was diagnosed with MS?" (even though he'd been fucking some other chick for like 6 years). Newt just goes: "No. BUt I will." And then proceeds to lambaste the host for joining in the media hype and making it too hard to govern the nation.

From the speaker of the house that led the Clinton-penis witch hunt.

what teh fucking fuck.

this whole thread reminds me of bill hicks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=935xZdnVwq4

I'm not the biggest Bill Hicks fan, but some of bits are undeniably gold, including that one.

Why did I think baph was xxx?

I need xxx to explain.

Is that about the "hive tit" quote? For some reason on tapatalk it shows me saying that, but on watmm proper it correctly attributes that part of the text to xxx's quote.

Weird. Not that I'm ashamed to be mistaken for xxx!

oh wow so it does. stupid tapatalk.

guys help

help

please

i cant stop freaking myself out

(titled "and the bees made honey in santorum's skull")

the fuck?

i dont know i just keep photoshopping rick santorum in the creepiest ways possible and then wondering why i did it?

  On 1/25/2012 at 5:36 AM, disparaissant said:

guys help

help

please

i cant stop freaking myself out

 

(titled "and the bees made honey in santorum's skull")

Track 2: Rise to Glory Hole

the one with the teeth for eyes is fucking awesome. well done.

better than making santorum in santorum's skull.

just 4 u vamos

Both those pix of Gingrich work really well.

i was trying to do romney but between his caterpillar eyebrows and the fact that he seems to purse his lips 95% of the time, it just doesn't work.

someone else try

lets turn this thread into "photoshop republican candidates with mouths for eyes"

  On 1/25/2012 at 6:35 AM, disparaissant said:

just 4 u vamos

this is amazing

if romney is elected president, the first order of business will be a trade embargo on the planet of naboo

i legitimately cant believe i remember enough of episode one to make that joke

FUCKIN LOL

  On 1/25/2012 at 1:11 PM, Adjective said:

  On 1/25/2012 at 7:08 AM, disparaissant said:

if romney is elected president, the first order of business will be a trade embargo on the planet of naboo

RLOL

please dont stop disp

this thread... HOLY SHIT :D

I knew they were from Midian!