Canada

Canada.

Shoutouts to Timmy's.

That sort of dialogue would happen here in Minnesota as well. Just less "eh's".

Edit: In regards to the comic strip.

Doncha know?

You betcha.

i don't know anyone who sounds like that.

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this is more typical around here.

Everything the mom from Bobby's World says.

In southern Ontario, everyone sounds like they are posing a question. There is an upward lilt at the end of every single sentence.

And all of the women seem to have hair like this fucking idiot:

I miss going up to BC and getting Tooney Tuesdays at Subway.

Among other things, such as Timbits and everything that was normally American having a Maple Leaf in the center of it (McDonalds and Gas Stations).

Oh shit, I forgot, A&W is heaps better up there because it's not owned by the company that has KFC and whatnot. So it's still untainted and delicious and the floats aren't fucked up, along with their menu still having the family of burgers.

me uncle always says: I'm from moronto

Canada is a frozen desert, no mirages. Abandoned by our Queen, Canadian brothers hang in there, we are looking for solutions.

A part of me wants to lash out at these stereotype notions.....but another part knows that if I walk down to the corner store(or shop) I'll have met 3(if more) wide eyed, polite simpltons. I do live in Northern Ontario though.

This video is accurate

  On 1/27/2012 at 1:34 PM, YO303 said:

Canada is a frozen dessert

Fixed

  On 1/27/2012 at 5:02 PM, DerWaschbar said:

  On 1/27/2012 at 1:34 PM, YO303 said:

Canada is a frozen dessert

 

Fixed

  On 1/27/2012 at 8:37 AM, chaosmachine said:

i don't know anyone who sounds like that.

 

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this is more typical around here.

Man, she totally dissed Saskatchewan. You gonna take that shit, Saskatchewan?

I live in the Ottawa valley... I tend to say "eh" a lot. And yeah, I have a Leafs jersey.

  On 1/27/2012 at 8:40 AM, Candiru said:

Everything the mom from Bobby's World says.

Pretty much. Around here it's not everywhere, but when I worked in a magazine factory for a year I heard some of the thickest Minnesota accents I've ever heard, in addition to doncha knows and other things the mom on Bobby's world would say.

I wish I had a video of the principal from my highschool. Such a thick accent.

  On 1/27/2012 at 5:10 PM, baph said:

  On 1/27/2012 at 8:37 AM, chaosmachine said:

i don't know anyone who sounds like that.

 

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this is more typical around here.

 

Man, she totally dissed Saskatchewan. You gonna take that shit, Saskatchewan?

There are only like 5 people in Saskatchewan and they're busy taking care of the fields so the rest of Canada can eat.

lol

  On 1/27/2012 at 2:25 PM, GRVGLTCHR said:

A part of me wants to lash out at these stereotype notions.....but another part knows that if I walk down to the corner store(or shop) I'll have met 3(if more) wide eyed, polite simpltons. I do live in Northern Ontario though.

They sound so much more pleasant than the people near Boston that can't pronounce R's and have to be unusually agressive about everything.

  On 1/27/2012 at 7:36 PM, Candiru said:

  On 1/27/2012 at 2:25 PM, GRVGLTCHR said:

A part of me wants to lash out at these stereotype notions.....but another part knows that if I walk down to the corner store(or shop) I'll have met 3(if more) wide eyed, polite simpltons. I do live in Northern Ontario though.

 

They sound so much more pleasant than the people near Boston that can't pronounce R's and have to be unusually agressive about everything.

Hey fuck you ya fuckin quea' why don't you fuckin shut the fuck up fuckin ya wicked reta'ded piece of fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin shit aww fuck you come here you come to Southie again and we will fuck you up GO SOX woooooooo

I feel the need to post this. It has nothing to do with Canada, though the dealership is located just across the border.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A

lol. hosers..

I imagine all Canadians being like Ricky from TPB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs