Favorite, funny, or famous lines from movies?

This baby-san looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

hasta la vista, baby

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There are few if any uninteresting lines in Naked:

"The man agrees" - The Big Lebowski

"Mr. Johnson" - Agent Smith, The Matrix

"Are you serious?" - The Joker, Batman Forever

Dale: Why are you so sweaty?

Brennan: I was watching Cops.

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

  On 2/29/2012 at 11:22 PM, xxx said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 4:49 PM, joshuatxuk said:

For the record, I'd like to say that Raising Arizona's entire script is a series of highly quotable lines.

"The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase"

I've seen this movie 25 times or more and I can still watch it with joy anytime.

Agreed

  On 3/1/2012 at 3:51 AM, Murveman said:

  On 2/29/2012 at 11:22 PM, xxx said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 4:49 PM, joshuatxuk said:

For the record, I'd like to say that Raising Arizona's entire script is a series of highly quotable lines.

"The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase"

I've seen this movie 25 times or more and I can still watch it with joy anytime.

Agreed

"Say is this one of dem ballons that makes the funny shapes?"

"No, unless round is funny."

Same here. Raising Arizona is one of a handful of films I will never get tire of watching. It's like cinematic comfort food for me, I've seen it so many times since I was a kid (I remember getting more and more of the humor as I grew up too.) My brother dressed up as H.I. for a party years ago, and he looked the part quite well. And the recurring themes and montages, ever notice how H.I. crawls exactly the same way under the crib as he does when he's escaping the biker? And my god, that 10 minute intro...just so perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVesAXZPzA

"You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cows ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" - Tommy Boy

  On 3/1/2012 at 9:12 AM, ghOsty said:

"You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cows ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" - Tommy Boy

TOMMY WANT WINGEE

Walter Sobchak

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

"You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course."

"Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet..."

"OVER THE LINE! ... Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

"Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

The Big Lebowski: Are you employed sir?

The Dude: Employed?

The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?

The Dude: Is this a... what day is this?

The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind.

The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand man.

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

"Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click"."

Fucking Lebowski man.

If you will it dude, it is no dream.

what the fuck is that walter

Theodor Herzl, notes on the state of israel.

  On 2/23/2012 at 8:22 AM, abracadabra said:

  On 2/23/2012 at 3:43 AM, abusivegeorge said:

  On 2/22/2012 at 5:18 PM, thanks robert moses said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFIJ0vGBcXU

 

What film is this from?

 

That's from Wild at Heart.

 

Shit, how did I not recognise that? Thanks!

History of the World Part 1 When the Romans were chasing Mel Brooks in a trail of weed smoke!

Roman1: You care if it falls?

Roman2: Wha?

Roman1: The Roman Empire!

Roman2: Fuck it!

lop-de-da-doodle-da-day (maniacal laughter)

King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. [Guard #2 hiccups]

King of Swamp Castle: No, no. Until I come and get him.

Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: And you'll come and get him. [Guard #2 hiccups again]

King of Swamp Castle: Right.

Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

King of Swamp Castle: No, no. Leaving the room.

Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.

King of Swamp Castle: All right? [Guard #2 hiccups]

Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...

King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right? [Guard #2 hiccups]

Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?

King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...

Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...

King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...

Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...

King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.

Guard #1: Just you. [Guard #2 hiccups]

King of Swamp Castle: Get back.

Guard #1: Get back.

King of Swamp Castle: All right?

Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.

King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: What?

King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: The prince?

King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course. [points at Guard #2] I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft to me that I were to guard him when he's a guard.

King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear? [Guard #2 hiccups]

Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.

King of Swamp Castle: Right. [turns to leave the room. As he leaves, both guards follow him] Where are you going?

Guard #1: We're coming with you.

King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave.

Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.

"I love the computer business." Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies.

"repo man is always intense" Harry Dean Stanton