Captain James Mission Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 This baby-san looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1761547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1761593 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1761637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyd Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1762329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain James Mission Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIPS3ro9s08 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1762338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) hasta la vista, baby Edited February 24, 2012 by THIS IS MICHAEL JACKSON Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1762366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 [youtubehd]_m6qPNCuf8g[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1762578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 There are few if any uninteresting lines in Naked: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1762592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
foresense Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide foresense's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1765851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) "The man agrees" - The Big Lebowski "Mr. Johnson" - Agent Smith, The Matrix "Are you serious?" - The Joker, Batman Forever Reveal hidden contents Edited February 29, 2012 by ghOsty Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1765912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Dale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan: I was watching Cops. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide murve33's signature Hide all signatures My Last.Fm: http://www.last.fm/user/murve33 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1765916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumberland sauce Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1765952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 On 2/29/2012 at 11:22 PM, xxx said: On 2/21/2012 at 4:49 PM, joshuatxuk said: For the record, I'd like to say that Raising Arizona's entire script is a series of highly quotable lines. "The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase" I've seen this movie 25 times or more and I can still watch it with joy anytime. Agreed Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide murve33's signature Hide all signatures My Last.Fm: http://www.last.fm/user/murve33 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) On 3/1/2012 at 3:51 AM, Murveman said: On 2/29/2012 at 11:22 PM, xxx said: On 2/21/2012 at 4:49 PM, joshuatxuk said: For the record, I'd like to say that Raising Arizona's entire script is a series of highly quotable lines. "The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase" I've seen this movie 25 times or more and I can still watch it with joy anytime. Agreed "Say is this one of dem ballons that makes the funny shapes?" "No, unless round is funny." Same here. Raising Arizona is one of a handful of films I will never get tire of watching. It's like cinematic comfort food for me, I've seen it so many times since I was a kid (I remember getting more and more of the humor as I grew up too.) My brother dressed up as H.I. for a party years ago, and he looked the part quite well. And the recurring themes and montages, ever notice how H.I. crawls exactly the same way under the crib as he does when he's escaping the biker? And my god, that 10 minute intro...just so perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVesAXZPzA Edited March 1, 2012 by joshuatxuk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 "You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cows ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" - Tommy Boy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YELLOW Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 On 3/1/2012 at 9:12 AM, ghOsty said: "You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cows ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" - Tommy Boy TOMMY WANT WINGEE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Walter Sobchak "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" "You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course." "Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet..." "OVER THE LINE! ... Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." "Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." The Big Lebowski: Are you employed sir? The Dude: Employed? The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday? The Dude: Is this a... what day is this? The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind. The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand man. "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" "Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click"." Fucking Lebowski man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 If you will it dude, it is no dream. what the fuck is that walter Theodor Herzl, notes on the state of israel. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 On 2/23/2012 at 8:22 AM, abracadabra said: On 2/23/2012 at 3:43 AM, abusivegeorge said: On 2/22/2012 at 5:18 PM, thanks robert moses said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFIJ0vGBcXU What film is this from? That's from Wild at Heart. Shit, how did I not recognise that? Thanks! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 History of the World Part 1 When the Romans were chasing Mel Brooks in a trail of weed smoke! Roman1: You care if it falls? Roman2: Wha? Roman1: The Roman Empire! Roman2: Fuck it! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1766988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 lop-de-da-doodle-da-day (maniacal laughter) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gmanyo's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1767055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. [Guard #2 hiccups] King of Swamp Castle: No, no. Until I come and get him. Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room. King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave. Guard #1: And you'll come and get him. [Guard #2 hiccups again] King of Swamp Castle: Right. Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room. King of Swamp Castle: No, no. Leaving the room. Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes. King of Swamp Castle: All right? [Guard #2 hiccups] Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh... King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right? [Guard #2 hiccups] Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us? King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure... Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him... King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here... Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else... King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me. Guard #1: Just you. [Guard #2 hiccups] King of Swamp Castle: Get back. Guard #1: Get back. King of Swamp Castle: All right? Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back. King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave. Guard #1: What? King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave. Guard #1: The prince? King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave. Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course. [points at Guard #2] I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft to me that I were to guard him when he's a guard. King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear? [Guard #2 hiccups] Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems. King of Swamp Castle: Right. [turns to leave the room. As he leaves, both guards follow him] Where are you going? Guard #1: We're coming with you. King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave. Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1767065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 "I love the computer business." Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1767283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 "repo man is always intense" Harry Dean Stanton Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71899-favorite-funny-or-famous-lines-from-movies/page/3/#findComment-1769314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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