I smoked a cigarette while walking and a spark flew into my eye

right into my iris. it hurt for 5 minutes and I regretted my trip across downtown to get coke in cans. I got whinny somehow, couldn't walk. Shouldn't the tobacco industry take care of such shit. I mean they're killing me, I pay them, and now that ?

Think you need to man up. Smokings not for little sissies.

Wear glasses, for your health.

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:11 PM, chassis said:

Think you need to man up. Smokings not for little sissies.

so I should be some kind of bruce willis, thats an image they planted in your brain, brah

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:16 PM, schlucharski said:

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:11 PM, chassis said:

Think you need to man up. Smokings not for little sissies.

 

so I should be some kind of bruce willis, thats an image they planted in your brain, brah

Be the german guy, hans whatshisface from die hard 1. He's bad ass, fell out a building.

total first world problem.

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:09 PM, schlucharski said:

my trip across downtown to get coke in cans

er, maybe not. can't you just get a can of coke on the corner? where do you live, downtown calcutta?

It happens.

just use a twig, 's what i do!

for your health!

smoking is bad for your eyes...

never put salt in your eyes.

ALW-ALW-ALW-ALW-ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES

I thought this said 'I smoked a cigarette while wanking in the park..' for a second there! and was like,, wtf.

  On 2/21/2012 at 12:57 AM, sirch said:

I thought this said 'I smoked a cigarette while wanking in the park..' for a second there! and was like,, wtf.

yeah, wtf? you have a cigarette after you've wanked in the park

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:04 AM, KY said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 12:57 AM, sirch said:

I thought this said 'I smoked a cigarette while wanking in the park..' for a second there! and was like,, wtf.

yeah, wtf? you have a cigarette after you've wanked in the park

lol. exactly!!

i've had ash fly into my mouth before. incredibly unpleasant.

oh, i accidentally took a sip from a pepsi can we were using as an ashtray once. that sucked too.

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:08 AM, Hoodie said:

oh, i accidentally took a sip from a pepsi can we were using as an ashtray once. that sucked too.

We should really stick to using 1 beer can as the ashtray. This happens waaaaay too often.

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:15 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:08 AM, Hoodie said:

oh, i accidentally took a sip from a pepsi can we were using as an ashtray once. that sucked too.

 

We should really stick to using 1 beer can as the ashtray. This happens waaaaay too often.

yeah. also when you tap ash into a new beer you've just opened thinking it's the old empty can. = Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:26 AM, sirch said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:15 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:08 AM, Hoodie said:

oh, i accidentally took a sip from a pepsi can we were using as an ashtray once. that sucked too.

 

We should really stick to using 1 beer can as the ashtray. This happens waaaaay too often.

 

yeah. also when you tap ash into a new beer you've just opened thinking it's the old empty can. = Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

First world problems indeed. Its worse when its a glass of wine or something.

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:29 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:26 AM, sirch said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:15 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:08 AM, Hoodie said:

oh, i accidentally took a sip from a pepsi can we were using as an ashtray once. that sucked too.

 

We should really stick to using 1 beer can as the ashtray. This happens waaaaay too often.

 

yeah. also when you tap ash into a new beer you've just opened thinking it's the old empty can. = Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

 

First world problems indeed. Its worse when its a glass of wine or something.

this doesn't make sense, because you'd see before you did it which glass was empty (ashtray) and which had wine it, right? lol

with a beer can you can't see through it, innit.

stay away from cloves, those wild embers are frequent and last about 5 seconds longer than you'd expect

you should try them though

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:51 AM, Adjective said:

stay away from cloves, those wild embers are frequent and last about 5 seconds longer than you'd expect

 

you should try them though

oh god, cloves.

they are so amazing and so nauseating at the same time.

The worst is when you're sitting in the backseat of a moving vehicle with your window down and someone in the front seat ashes their cigarette out of their window and you get a nice shower of sparks.

Just quit.

No smoking = no smoking-related problems.

Also, the truth is, you're a big pussy if you can't quit smoking.

Just sayin.

  On 2/21/2012 at 12:32 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

never put salt in your eyes.

 

ALW-ALW-ALW-ALW-ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES

KILL SCOTT

  On 2/21/2012 at 4:55 AM, jefferoo said:

Just quit.

No smoking = no smoking-related problems.

 

Also, the truth is, you're a big pussy if you can't quit smoking.

Just sayin.

but i like smoking :/