I smoked a cigarette while walking and a spark flew into my eye

You don't really like it. You just tell yourself that because you're an addict.

i got an e-cig the other day, can smoke in bed without burning to death

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:22 AM, jefferoo said:

You don't really like it. You just tell yourself that because you're an addict.

... you don't know me.

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:25 AM, Adjective said:

i got an e-cig the other day, can smoke in bed without burning to death

http://www.thefix.com/content/cigarette-explodes-electronic-mouth9669

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:31 AM, oscillik said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:25 AM, Adjective said:

i got an e-cig the other day, can smoke in bed without burning to death

 

http://www.thefix.co...ronic-mouth9669

tap in ash[ley] ludd

don't really know who she is

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:31 AM, sirch said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:29 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:26 AM, sirch said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:15 AM, chassis said:

  On 2/21/2012 at 1:08 AM, Hoodie said:

oh, i accidentally took a sip from a pepsi can we were using as an ashtray once. that sucked too.

 

We should really stick to using 1 beer can as the ashtray. This happens waaaaay too often.

 

yeah. also when you tap ash into a new beer you've just opened thinking it's the old empty can. = Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

 

First world problems indeed. Its worse when its a glass of wine or something.

 

this doesn't make sense, because you'd see before you did it which glass was empty (ashtray) and which had wine it, right? lol

 

with a beer can you can't see through it, innit.

i've tapped ash in a coffee with an ashtray next to it

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:22 AM, jefferoo said:

You don't really like it. You just tell yourself that because you're an addict.

Smoking is enjoyable from the bottom up. If you don't believe it just ask POTUS

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:22 AM, jefferoo said:

You don't really like it. You just tell yourself that because you're an addict.

i reckon people don't really NOT like it and they just tell themselves that because they're addicts... and now non-(non-ex-)smokers say it too. i'm sure some people actually don't like it though.

I get physically ill when I smoke cigarettes now. I think I have some sort of evolved anti-addiction immune system. Same thing happens to me when I hit the glass pipe.

  On 2/21/2012 at 12:03 AM, Velazquez said:

's what i do!

Great job!

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:26 PM, chassis said:

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:16 PM, schlucharski said:

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:11 PM, chassis said:

Think you need to man up. Smokings not for little sissies.

 

so I should be some kind of bruce willis, thats an image they planted in your brain, brah

 

Be the german guy, hans whatshisface from die hard 1. He's bad ass, fell out a building.

Hans Gruber ? The Oberwurstesser, I'd rather be Heinrich Mueller

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:35 PM, KY said:

total first world problem.

  On 2/20/2012 at 11:09 PM, schlucharski said:

my trip across downtown to get coke in cans

er, maybe not. can't you just get a can of coke on the corner? where do you live, downtown calcutta?

getting blind is not an first world problem. The can dilema is a long story, good point thou.

Years ago the green party, pulled some shit off: government introduced an 'out of proportion deposit fee' for beverages containing gas.

So every pissed on can gets returned, to safe up energy...

with the consequence that cans vanished from the stores. I've always been a can drinker, it was a slap in my face and a huge cutback in lifequality.

Now they slowly reintroducing cans again, but in small quantities. so I checked 3 places and they where sold out.

  On 2/21/2012 at 4:55 AM, jefferoo said:

Just quit.

No smoking = no smoking-related problems.

 

Also, the truth is, you're a big pussy if you can't quit smoking.

Just sayin.

you're right, but I don't really have receptors for the 'man up don't be a pussy thing' I'm an unbalanced emo. And my life is on a point where I get used to think that an heroin addiction whould actually spice up my life in a positive way, so there's no point in stop smoking

  On 2/21/2012 at 10:32 AM, schlucharski said:

And my life is on a point where I get used to think that an heroin addiction whould actually spice up my life in a positive way, so there's no point in stop smoking

Heroin addiction will lead you into foreign lands on grand literary adventures.

  On 2/21/2012 at 4:55 AM, jefferoo said:

Just quit.

No smoking = no smoking-related problems.

 

Also, the truth is, you're a big pussy if you can't quit smoking.

Just sayin.

You wait until Summer hits friend.

this reminds me. i took someone's advice from here to stop being a pussy and i quit smoking 3 weeks ago. it's as boring as expected. i give myself 3 months.

i wasn't sure where to put this question so here it is:

Who remembers the PUKE ON A STRIPPER thread?

i cannot find it, but i'm sure it's not gone yet.. right? RIGHT?

  On 2/21/2012 at 5:33 AM, tauboo said:

tap in ash[ley] ludd

don't really know who she is

I don't think I have ever been quite so baffled by a WATMM post as I am now

I have a weird relationship with cigs. I smoked pretty much everyday for 13-14 years, while on acid once got repulsed by smoking cigarettes, quite smoking for almost a year. Started to smoke again, maybe 2-3 cigs a day, significantly less than before and more when drinking, but can still be weeks without cigs and have no craving. Today I had a chance to get smokes after lunch, but simply did not have a craving for it. Did I never get a nicotine addiction in those 13-14 years or did acid re-wire my brain somehow?

  On 2/21/2012 at 3:09 PM, azatoth said:

did acid re-wire my brain somehow?

i think it's possible... i stopped in my early 20's for the same reason.

started again years later but still.

i smoke like a trooper when drinking but otherwise i can take it or leave it... apart from that it's the same as azatoth's post. smoking is utterly repulsive on acid

yeah so if you can't stop smoking just stop being a pussy and take more acid

i haven't had a cigarette in 11 months and 6 days, who wants to fight?

  On 2/21/2012 at 2:23 PM, iep said:

i wasn't sure where to put this question so here it is:

 

 

Who remembers the PUKE ON A STRIPPER thread?

 

 

i cannot find it, but i'm sure it's not gone yet.. right? RIGHT?

I was thrinking about this thread the other day. Easily one of the best titled threads of all time.

I have the "open up a beer and dumb your ashes in it" problem also for years.

Even in my friend's beer 2 weeks ago, he puked all over his living room while running to the toilet.

I also have a problem with stealing everyone's lighter, i wake up with 10 of them in my pocket and everyone is pissed, i love smoking, can't quit...yet

This is why I just ash on the floor