Things Rich should use at his concerts

He should get one of his mates to dress up as a banana and dance on stage throughout the entire show... oh wait.... done.

(cylob back in dublin around 1999)

  On 2/27/2012 at 4:26 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 2/26/2012 at 1:25 AM, troon said:

identical aphex twin version performing side by side with the real version. perfectly constructed costume and makeup. then at a specified moment after dipping down snatch another records album or fidget with gear or whatever, a wax doll or

some type of mechanical human doll is secretly put in the place of the twin, after which it is then remote detonated in full view of the audience, coinciding with a particular audio crescendo. if the crowd was not confused enough by the duplicate then they would surly be shocked by the explosion. at this point a third twin would replace the one that had been destroyed. each show would be a unique guess game of what might happen based on similar or different themes

 

I like the cut of your jib!

i like this idea too!

troon you are genial.

Analogue video synthesis to match his analogue audio synthesis.

http://www.lzxindustries.net/

http://vimeo.com/22372944

new tracks + free drugs & alcohol & cigarettes.

  On 2/27/2012 at 4:26 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 2/26/2012 at 1:25 AM, troon said:

identical aphex twin version performing side by side with the real version. perfectly constructed costume and makeup. then at a specified moment after dipping down snatch another records album or fidget with gear or whatever, a wax doll or

some type of mechanical human doll is secretly put in the place of the twin, after which it is then remote detonated in full view of the audience, coinciding with a particular audio crescendo. if the crowd was not confused enough by the duplicate then they would surly be shocked by the explosion. at this point a third twin would replace the one that had been destroyed. each show would be a unique guess game of what might happen based on similar or different themes

 

I like the cut of your jib!

http://www.thatsmyface.com/Custom-made-Wearable-Masks-From-a-Photo/View-all-products.html

I'm probably asking for too much with this one and I'm not even sure it's technically possible, but I'd like him to bring along a piece of paper with his setlist written down with it jam packed with all the very best Aphex Twin tracks you'd want to hear from him in one night. Look he's done it before, it's not beyond him;

But with the message 'play these or don't bother' written underneath.