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Guest sirch
  On 3/10/2012 at 3:42 AM, baph said:

Fuck humans.

 

Also, humans who think dogs are "better" than cats need some kind of weird S&M reassurance of "loyalty" because their own shriveled and useless genitalia makes them hopelessly subservient and ineffective in their daily lives.

 

Also, humans who have more than 3 cats are like bipedal toxic waste dumps with holes in their brains, but there's a correlation-causation question here re: toxoplasmosis.

 

YOU WHOLE LOT DISGUST ME

 

Cats and dogs are both a'ight, though

 

i'll have whatever baph seems to be on 24/7 !! :lol:

 

crazy american.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 3/10/2012 at 3:54 AM, sirch said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 3:44 AM, StephenG said:

You're funny Mr Baph. =)

 

every time i read a baph post i just picture Mr. T sayin it. and lol

 

ahahahahaha

 

now I won't be able to get that out of my head when he posts.

 

  On 3/10/2012 at 3:56 AM, doorjamb said:

let's make bets on which watmmers are actually cats mashing keyboards with their butts

 

hssssss >.<

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

so do trees. Especially birch.

 

 

haha

 

 

I'm not a cat "lover". I have a cat and enjoy it's company when theres not something better around, like a cup of water or a pencil (not the new mechanical ones, the ones made of wood that you have to sharpen).

 

If theres no pencils or cups of water around I enjoy cats.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Cats go to limbo where they are force to watch their owners buy a dog and finally be happy pet owners.

Edited by YO303

cats go into outer space where they turn into toaster pop tarts and shit rainbows.

 

 

  Quote

 

fact

 

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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I guess cat = pizza pop

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 3/10/2012 at 3:56 AM, doorjamb said:

let's make bets on which watmmers are actually cats mashing keyboards with their butts

for some reason I almost fell out of my seat laughing at this
  On 3/10/2012 at 2:11 AM, YO303 said:

Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit.

the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:21 AM, YO303 said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:17 AM, sirch said:

what's to like about Cats?

 

They are good with finances.

 

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  On 3/10/2012 at 4:19 AM, GRVGLTCHR said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 2:11 AM, YO303 said:

Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit.

the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito

 

lol

 

no peesa pop for yoo?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 3/10/2012 at 4:29 AM, StephenG said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:19 AM, GRVGLTCHR said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 2:11 AM, YO303 said:

Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit.

the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito

 

lol

 

no peesa pop for yoo?

oh maybe i kinda like them pizza pops.....hey, I see what you did there :dry:
Guest moonchild
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:00 AM, sirch said:

just messing. nothing goes to hell. i've just seen moonchild is here, so... cats don't go to hell, ok hun? :) xxx

 

Aw! *runs and throws arms around you*

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  On 3/10/2012 at 4:31 AM, GRVGLTCHR said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:29 AM, StephenG said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:19 AM, GRVGLTCHR said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 2:11 AM, YO303 said:

Cats are cunts, but dogs are retarded. With a cat I can have a glass of wine and talk politics, with a dog i can only do stupid stuff like "catch the ball", I'm too matured for that shit.

the only reason I enjoy cats presence is because they are loner assholes and so am I. Now all of you fuck off while I go nuke a burrito

 

lol

 

no peesa pop for yoo?

oh maybe i kinda like them pizza pops.....hey, I see what you did there :dry:

 

:biggrin:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Guest sirch

my cat was the best. she lived fast, died young.

  On 3/10/2012 at 4:21 AM, YO303 said:
  On 3/10/2012 at 4:17 AM, sirch said:

what's to like about Cats?

 

They are good with finances.

 

i liked my cat. she was good at scratching me, eating food and then wanting to go out and kill things.

still loved her tho.

My cat hides in my wardrobe, and leaves bits of dead animal outside the house.

 

Plus she's shit because she's a cat

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  On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said:

this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole
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