Kobayashi sets grilled cheese record

imagine the sense of relief to his sphincter

I imagine

  On 3/13/2012 at 4:06 PM, keltoi said:

his sphincter

imagine his well trained sphincter

apparently he doesn't take giant poops, he just poops very often after. many normal poops, not a giant poop.

A+ thread. Will read again.

  On 3/13/2012 at 7:06 PM, jules said:

apparently he doesn't take giant poops, he just poops very often after. many normal poops, not a giant poop.

 

 

 

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That's nothing! I once ate one grilled cheese sandwich over 13 years.

  On 3/13/2012 at 7:18 PM, Squee said:

  On 3/13/2012 at 7:06 PM, jules said:

apparently he doesn't take giant poops, he just poops very often after. many normal poops, not a giant poop.

 

 

 

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:|

this thread disappointed me. i wanted to see a formula 1 driver eating all those sandviches. :|

i will say at this point that i do not understand competitive eating.

  On 3/15/2012 at 11:21 PM, Franklin said:

i will say at this point that i do not understand competitive eating.

it's way more entertaining than nascar?

more kobi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJycKhaqC8c

  On 3/13/2012 at 7:06 PM, jules said:

apparently he doesn't take giant poops, he just poops very often after. many normal poops, not a giant poop.

 

 

 

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nsfw

regarding his stool, I am willing to bet (even though they are whitebread sandwiches) that he's still getting enough insoluble fiber.. that's a lot of bread.

his stools are probably shapely and firm rather than chunky and explosive.

  On 5/8/2012 at 3:14 PM, jules said:

more kobi

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJycKhaqC8c

I don't know who Jim Breuer is but I hate his face. I love Kobayashi though.

  On 5/8/2012 at 7:31 PM, Squee said:

I don't know who Jim Breuer is but I hate his face. I love Kobayashi though.

Nope.

  On 5/8/2012 at 7:15 PM, fiznuthian said:

regarding his stool, I am willing to bet (even though they are whitebread sandwiches) that he's still getting enough insoluble fiber.. that's a lot of bread.

his stools are probably shapely and firm rather than chunky and explosive.

tell us more

breuer is awesome, are you crazy squee?

  On 5/8/2012 at 9:14 PM, iep said:

  On 5/8/2012 at 7:15 PM, fiznuthian said:

regarding his stool, I am willing to bet (even though they are whitebread sandwiches) that he's still getting enough insoluble fiber.. that's a lot of bread.

his stools are probably shapely and firm rather than chunky and explosive.

 

tell us more

sorry that's about all I know about kobayashi's post-cheese sandwich poop.

i'm wondering how kobayashi keeps lean and muscular.. perhaps he eats nothing like this outside of competition and training (whatever this entails..)

I want to see him speed eat lots of fatty steaks.. I doubt he could pop 'em down quite like a cheese sandwich. Protein and fat will shut down an appetite far quicker than a bunch of carb stuffs.

yea he eats super healthy. he is very much a foodie actually. He takes photos of everything he eats and puts them on his blog. I actually made it onto his blog...

http://www.takeru-ko...pping_room.html

Oh wow! Seeing loads of excellent food on his blog.. I suspected that had to be true..

I crunched the numbers on his 337 chicken wing record, which would be similar to clearing fatty steak cuts..

2,230 grams of fat

3,078 grams of protein

33,226 calories

Am I reading this right? WTF

That you in the middle jules?

  On 5/8/2012 at 9:29 PM, jules said:

breuer is awesome, are you crazy squee?

I saw him do standup in Alaska years ago and he was ultra floltastic.