things that ppl use

companies want to create single-use and disposable objects that I don't always care for.

11. lint rollers (i have duct tape that i put around my fingers for like cat hair etc.

12. shaving cream ( i just shave with my fucking razor)

13. more than 3 bladed or electric razors (in fact lots of times I use a WWI-II era "Rolls Razor" which comes with a auto sharpening kit with minimal elbow grease)

god this could turn out to be a really boring topic.

Shampoo

14. penis pump.

15. facebook.

16. sat-nav.

tooth picks

Twitter

iphone

apps

car

starbucks

subway

should try this btw...

condoms.

  On 3/20/2012 at 5:20 PM, Franklin said:

12. shaving cream ( i just shave with my fucking razor)

 

13. more than 3 bladed or electric razors (in fact lots of times I use a WWI-II era "Rolls Razor" which comes with a auto sharpening kit with minimal elbow grease)

how

#18. Foursquare

#19. Exercise equipment (or physical fitness regiments for that matter, which I need to reverse ASAP)

#22. Spotify

#49. Television

$Texas. CDs

#33-1/3 payday cash advance services

#420 chewing gum

#2012 KFC

#4080 smartphones

#5000 facebook, twitter, i-[anything], anything ending in [consonant]-r

#5001 apps. I'll occasionally use "software" or "programs," or interface with the interwebz through a "browser" (which is itself one of the former).

  On 3/20/2012 at 5:32 PM, keltoi said:

should try this btw...

 

As a tough-bearded IDMer I can confirm that this stuff works great. Not always easy to find in the states though.

Neosporin (I use honey, same healing properties)

Reddit, Stumbleupon, and other websites that sap time away. Oh yea, and Twitter, but I don't think that many people really use it in comparison to shaving cream and facebook.

Religion

I have empirical evidence that not using shaving cream results in me looking like a motorcycle accident victim. Maybe if you have girlyman beard growth no lubricant is fine for you. But shaving for me is like napalming a treeline. It is an act of aggression and brutal domination over my facial environment. There are crimes of war, atrocities.

watmm

*pours one out for homies*

Vinyls

Music review websites

Sandals/flip-flops

Television

Twitter

Iphone games

yeah i'm not heavy growthed but i need me some lubrifyin coolification or i feel like a burn victim.

king of shaves oils are great too but for me a bit... oily.

10000. hair brush

1200. flip flops

1. cheap plays in madden

4. rooms (only within buildings)

oh right, and

π cologne

√-1 buses (seriously rivaling subway service in brooklyn specifically, but i do not understand that shit)

∞ there was another one here, but i accidentally deleted the post at first

  On 3/20/2012 at 6:10 PM, Murveman said:

Reddit

i want to be able to add this to the list :(

aftershave

smart phones/tablets

Imperial units.

*drops microphone*

The medieval looking British spellings of "tyre" and "kerb".

messageboards

  On 3/20/2012 at 9:39 PM, patternoverlap said:

messageboards

  On 3/20/2012 at 5:32 PM, keltoi said:

should try this btw...

 

That stuff's weird.

Boots shaving sticks all the way.

I dont have a mobile phone or a tv.

#06 Port-o-potties