things that ppl use

187. The text message tweenabbreviation "ppl" in non-text message settings (cf. the prescriptivist death threats I wrote to the hipsterrunoff guy).

  On 3/20/2012 at 6:10 PM, baph said:

I have empirical evidence that not using shaving cream results in me looking like a motorcycle accident victim. Maybe if you have girlyman beard growth no lubricant is fine for you. But shaving for me is like napalming a treeline. It is an act of aggression and brutal domination over my facial environment. There are crimes of war, atrocities.

nononope.

I have an actual man's beard---pls refer to my avatar which is a decent representation of my face and personality as done by somebody on here. possibly fred.

you're just doing it rong. try just using your razor sans your girly-smelling creams (use water though) and go WITH the grain a couple of times and then basically sideways. If you get razor'd up that means you're shivving your skin as the hairs get pulled not cut when you go against the grain.

#55 bad threads... usually you can tell from the title and subtitle but This one tricked us all.

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  On 3/21/2012 at 12:14 AM, Franklin said:

  On 3/20/2012 at 6:10 PM, baph said:

I have empirical evidence that not using shaving cream results in me looking like a motorcycle accident victim. Maybe if you have girlyman beard growth no lubricant is fine for you. But shaving for me is like napalming a treeline. It is an act of aggression and brutal domination over my facial environment. There are crimes of war, atrocities.

 

 

nononope.

 

I have an actual man's beard---pls refer to my avatar which is a decent representation of my face and personality as done by somebody on here. possibly fred.

you're just doing it rong. try just using your razor sans your girly-smelling creams (use water though) and go WITH the grain a couple of times and then basically sideways. If you get razor'd up that means you're shivving your skin as the hairs get pulled not cut when you go against the grain.

 

#55 bad threads... usually you can tell from the title and subtitle but This one tricked us all.

This is how I do it, I just have dead, zombie, falling-off-the-bones skin

chix dig it

  On 3/21/2012 at 12:14 AM, Franklin said:

  On 3/20/2012 at 6:10 PM, baph said:

I have empirical evidence that not using shaving cream results in me looking like a motorcycle accident victim. Maybe if you have girlyman beard growth no lubricant is fine for you. But shaving for me is like napalming a treeline. It is an act of aggression and brutal domination over my facial environment. There are crimes of war, atrocities.

 

 

nononope.

 

I have an actual man's beard---pls refer to my avatar which is a decent representation of my face and personality as done by somebody on here. possibly fred.

you're just doing it rong. try just using your razor sans your girly-smelling creams (use water though) and go WITH the grain a couple of times and then basically sideways. If you get razor'd up that means you're shivving your skin as the hairs get pulled not cut when you go against the grain.

 

#55 bad threads... usually you can tell from the title and subtitle but This one tricked us all.

If I shave sans shaving cream my skin ends up like many of the people in Rambo 4.

And I do know how to shave.

shower gel - what does it do?

  On 3/20/2012 at 10:17 PM, baph said:

187. The text message tweenabbreviation "ppl" in non-text message settings (cf. the prescriptivist death threats I wrote to the hipsterrunoff guy).

hi bb hru

also scarves, scarfs, scarves <- those

money

baph you should shave in the shower. preferably at the end of a hot shower. then splash some aftershave on after you get out. like pinaud clubman. the smell of a real man. clean. confident. manly.

any kind of major soda (sprite, pepsi, coke)

radiohead

0. a car

4. sunglasses

7. curtains

9. insurance

tampons

seat belts

gun safety

common sense

chocolate weapons

racist kites

non-prescription bikes

#O Plates

#O+ Sometimes for placing donuts upon, specifically when glass.

666. "State of the art" speaker/hi-fi cables

edit buttons

5 step handshakes

people

  On 3/21/2012 at 12:14 AM, Franklin said:

  On 3/20/2012 at 6:10 PM, baph said:

I have empirical evidence that not using shaving cream results in me looking like a motorcycle accident victim. Maybe if you have girlyman beard growth no lubricant is fine for you. But shaving for me is like napalming a treeline. It is an act of aggression and brutal domination over my facial environment. There are crimes of war, atrocities.

 

 

nononope.

 

I have an actual man's beard---pls refer to my avatar which is a decent representation of my face and personality as done by somebody on here. possibly fred.

you're just doing it rong. try just using your razor sans your girly-smelling creams (use water though) and go WITH the grain a couple of times and then basically sideways. If you get razor'd up that means you're shivving your skin as the hairs get pulled not cut when you go against the grain.

I have a girly beard and I can't just shave with water. I don't understand shaving foam either but I just lather up some soap to keep the razor from scraping my face (neck) off

Mornings

Laptop batteries

Voicemail

fridge magnets

coffee

cigs

ketchup

mustard

tv (I've been having to watch the walking dead at a friends place lol)

sandals/flip flops

cargo shorts

voicemail (just leave me a text or email I can access and read it easier)

cameras and taking pictures

cannibals

bad intentions

catheters