Religion

the laptop-God is watching me right now, yeah.

Stop using the webcam!

Nah, I've disabled that God.

love me some symbolic narratives

the followers can be dreadful to speak to, though

my favorite god is the god that turns the red light green just as i'm about to start breaking in an empty lane so i can zoom pass the other stopped cars. i always shout "THANK YOU JESUS" when it happens.

edit: the god that helps me find good parking is helpful too. basically, i like any god that makes my commute badass.

  On 9/7/2012 at 2:23 AM, Hoodie said:

edit: the god that helps me find good parking is helpful too.

singing softly like a lullaby, will also help, when looking for these

before i enter a parking garage, i adjust my rearview mirror and look at my reflection and say to myself "GOD DOES NOT REWARD THOSE WHO DO NOT TRY."

grace does not try to please itself

i wouldn't expect you to understand god, troon.

only irl

REAL LIFE IS GOD

  On 9/5/2012 at 7:45 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

So, since I thoroughly enjoyed this thread for a number of reasons both good and bad, I wanted to bump it in response to the earlier claim that religious belief has no consequence on people's personal lives.

 

 

Did anyone watch the RNC? These are the people that elected two presidents, for two terms a piece, that completely wiped out economic surplus, overextended the military and defense budget, and all at the expense of the welfare systems. These are also people that won mostly due to the rise in the evangelical vote.

 

Im happy to say that since this thread went and passed into the nether regions of WATMM, I have taken an active part as a sponsor for the Atheist organization at my university, and we are making quite an inroads....pushing not only debate with Christians (which btw has ended on polite terms everytime) but also social programs, donation drives, etc.

What do atheists donate to?

  On 5/7/2012 at 6:21 AM, chenGOD said:

lol

mostly the same shit that theists do. well, outside of religious themed stuff that is.

I'm a Satanist, so unfortunately I am limited to donating to watmm

  On 9/7/2012 at 6:44 AM, lumpenprol said:

I'm a Satanist, so unfortunately I am limited to donating to watmm

lol

also, Theistic or Leveyan?

i like religion

  On 9/7/2012 at 4:08 PM, dese manz hatin said:

i like religion

lol

lol

  On 9/7/2012 at 6:25 PM, dese manz hatin said:

https://www.facebook...112524688759290

feel free to attach the term if you need to

Apparently everyone within the last two or three pages of this thread didn't participate in the first 25.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

heaven's gonna burn your eyes

if i was a god i'd be a badass and all the hot bitches would worship me.