What is the craziest things you have done?

I have loads of interesting stories to tell but I can't tell them cuz the police would put me in jail :O srsly

I once bathed !

pissed on someones dining room carpet in front of several people and then collapsed with my dick out. i see that couple occasionally and freak out. last time i laid a inappropriately lengthly and weirdly positioned kiss on the wife's face because i didn't know what to do.

there might have been crazier things than that. i dunno.

  On 3/26/2012 at 2:29 PM, messiaen said:

i have an absolutely incredible story from recently that made front page news but unfortunately theres no way im posting it online because i dont want to spend 20 years in the jail and theres a small chance it would get seen.

20 years? did you kill someone?

went to a fancy restaurant for a friend of a friend of mine. some guy there i didn't like so when his food came, a steak, and he didn't see it i started to eat it...

marked out American flag stickers on cars with a black marker..........years ago

Among others, I ran from a pig once... drove actually. Got away too.

  On 3/26/2012 at 9:52 PM, yek said:

went to a fancy restaurant for a friend of a friend of mine. some guy there i didn't like so when his food came, a steak, and he didn't see it i started to eat it...

I visited my great grandmother once and rolled a huge joint (she does'nt know what it is so i'll just do it i thought) . i smoked half it in her living room while she was talking at me and i suddenly i was totally baked falling from my chair, passing out on the floor for a few seconds. When i woke up she was in terror and kicked me out with half that joint stlll in the ashtray lol she could have had a heartattack

watched 'The Holy Mountain' while tripping on acid....also a long time ago

All my crazy stories involve pee.

Oh, except one.

I began freaking out while walking home on mushrooms. The journey seemed endless and internally I was going through hell. So I came to the rational conclusion that if I managed to lie down on the floor inside one of the nearby houses I'd be able to close my eyes, fall asleep and wake up with reality back to normal. Apparently I tried to follow through with this, and as I walked some stranger's front steps, a guy wearing only boxers threw open his door brandishing a baseball bat thinking I was trying to break into his house, which I was. My friends told him I was just drunk and didn't mean any harm, then got me the hell out of there.

  On 3/26/2012 at 10:20 PM, Atop said:

watched 'The Holy Mountain' while tripping on acid....also a long time ago

I could only get through about 15 minutes of the holy mountain on acid.

  On 3/26/2012 at 10:37 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

All my crazy stories involve pee.

 

Oh, except one.

 

I began freaking out while walking home on mushrooms. The journey seemed endless and internally I was going through hell. So I came to the rational conclusion that if I managed to lie down on the floor inside one of the nearby houses I'd be able to close my eyes, fall asleep and wake up with reality back to normal. Apparently I tried to follow through with this, and as I walked some stranger's front steps, a guy wearing only boxers threw open his door brandishing a baseball bat thinking I was trying to break into his house, which I was. My friends told him I was just drunk and didn't mean any harm, then got me the hell out of there.

not so much me, but my friend a few weeks back french kissed a blind mans guide dog at a pedestrian crossing while making polite chit-chat with him

Haha!

I used to key hummers. Not that interesting. Those cars still piss me off.

  On 3/27/2012 at 1:10 AM, A/D said:

I used to key hummers. Not that interesting. Those cars still piss me off.

same. Not only are the post ww2 military hummers not good looking, but they aren't functional like their predecessors. You can't take a new hummer offroading LOL

They basically epitomize capitalist gluttony.

edit: not sure if thats why you hate them but thats why I hate them

banged outside.

  On 3/27/2012 at 2:51 PM, EleminoP said:

banged outside.

Dito,but did it on the playground of my old school. On a whip for multiple people, the same a few friends and I broke a few years earlier.

lol is there some language confusion going on here?

i can't make sense of that post, at all

Ow my brain, fucked on a seesaw. Is what i meant

my gf and i once got busted for fucking in my car near the gg bridge. Cops let us off with a stern warning.

done plenty of crazier things tho

yeah who hasn't banged outside

  On 3/27/2012 at 2:51 PM, EleminoP said:

banged outside.

in the snow.

  On 3/27/2012 at 5:56 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/27/2012 at 2:51 PM, EleminoP said:

banged outside.

 

in the snow.

in the ocean