kaen Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 (edited) oh my post with relevant pics was deleted, nice. Edited March 28, 2012 by kaen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1785672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Yeah, I was wondering about that. Too gory for a first aid/medical thread? I was looking for an explanation of your head injury, I couldn't recall why it happened. 8mm through the kidney and dick sounds bad.. My mom had a 16 mm behemoth to piss out, it took several laser blasts and still hardly fragmented. Fuck kidney stones.. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1785703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 theres a thread io posted a few years ago with the whole story in it but basically i was walking home from the pub with my two housemates, chavs walk past us, slapping my female housemates ass, verbals were exchanged, we walked away, they followed and a fight ensued, we were outmatching them pretty hard so one of them ran off....but came back with a 4x4 fence post and hit me from behind whilst i was dealing with the other guy, i went to the ground with the gash in my head throwing out blood and he went to hit me again (which would of certainly killed me) so my housemate put his arm in the way to stop it, his arm snapped in half. realising what they had done they ran off like good little cowards and i staggered home whilst calling the cops on my mobile. they were arrested but never convicted, not enough evidence and we couldnt pick them out of a line up nearly 8 months later i add. meh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1785712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 (edited) i've been nursing the whiplash from motor-vehicle collisions. the injury has lasted forever. my neck parts sometimes sound like sandy-rock-in-the-gears if i twist Edited March 28, 2012 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1785889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 collisions Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 On 3/28/2012 at 2:55 AM, kaen said: theres a thread io posted a few years ago with the whole story in it but basically i was walking home from the pub with my two housemates, chavs walk past us, slapping my female housemates ass, verbals were exchanged, we walked away, they followed and a fight ensued, we were outmatching them pretty hard so one of them ran off....but came back with a 4x4 fence post and hit me from behind whilst i was dealing with the other guy, i went to the ground with the gash in my head throwing out blood and he went to hit me again (which would of certainly killed me) so my housemate put his arm in the way to stop it, his arm snapped in half. realising what they had done they ran off like good little cowards and i staggered home whilst calling the cops on my mobile. they were arrested but never convicted, not enough evidence and we couldnt pick them out of a line up nearly 8 months later i add. meh KAEN Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 On 3/28/2012 at 1:08 PM, keltoi said: collisions thx friend Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786145 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 hi troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 hi kaen Reveal hidden contents Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 On 3/28/2012 at 4:45 PM, troon said: On 3/28/2012 at 1:08 PM, keltoi said: collisions thx friend no porblem Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 you cured my injured post keltoi and for that i am grateful Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 grammatical bandaid Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 On 3/28/2012 at 2:55 AM, kaen said: theres a thread io posted a few years ago with the whole story in it but basically i was walking home from the pub with my two housemates, chavs walk past us, slapping my female housemates ass, verbals were exchanged, we walked away, they followed and a fight ensued, we were outmatching them pretty hard so one of them ran off....but came back with a 4x4 fence post and hit me from behind whilst i was dealing with the other guy, i went to the ground with the gash in my head throwing out blood and he went to hit me again (which would of certainly killed me) so my housemate put his arm in the way to stop it, his arm snapped in half. realising what they had done they ran off like good little cowards and i staggered home whilst calling the cops on my mobile. they were arrested but never convicted, not enough evidence and we couldnt pick them out of a line up nearly 8 months later i add. meh god damn dude.. that turned way brutal way fast Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-17534646 "Face transplant patient 'recovering well' after surgery" "The 37-year-old cut himself off from the rest of the world and wore a mask whenever he went outside after suffering horrific injuries in a gun accident." NSFW Reveal hidden contents Edited March 28, 2012 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 On 3/28/2012 at 1:38 AM, kaen said: oh my post with relevant pics was deleted, nice. Your gory images are no longer allowed under forum rules, sorry. It's a shame what happened to you but there's no need for photographic proof. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 i have no idea where i am any more, this is not watmm, only a pathetic shadow of its former self. hi joyrex :) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 shit yeah i remember that kaen, valiant effort. i don't feel like seeing your mug AGAIN but i also don't agree with the pics being removed. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 they were big ok, maybe i could of just linked to them offsite, probably would of been taken down too Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1786299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 On 3/28/2012 at 6:19 PM, kaen said: i have no idea where i am any more, this is not watmm, only a pathetic shadow of its former self. hi joyrex :) WATMM is a music site - we lost sight of that for a bit, now we're back on track. None of that garbage made this site great, only a juvenile embarrassment up there with LOLcats, Something Awful, and 4Chan. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1787152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) right. plees use 'nsfw' tag if you post documentative photos as reference, otherwise it would be best to provide only written descriptions of your trauma. Edited March 29, 2012 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1787229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 (edited) how can you compare what i said to 4chan seriously? or even that the site was ever like that, not even close mate, clueless. im referring to the time where HAVING A LAUGH and general chit chat wasn't frowned upon, you could post personal shit that yes may be nsfw but it is a picture of me, my content, relevant to discussion, not some picture i grabbed off liveleak. what the hell are you so afraid of? oh shit maybe i shouldn't say or do something because ill have it deleted or make the mods angry, thats all i feel these days, like some grumpy get off my lawn old fucker has taken over this site and sucked the fun out of it. and yes im well aware that this is your site and you have complete control and i should go elsewhere, but im forever hopeful that youll break out of this god dam funk and man the fuck up. last post Edited March 30, 2012 by kaen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1787671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 i once lacerated my penis with a razor in the bath. it was gory, blood everywhere. there is no bandaid suitabe for the bellend. Reveal hidden contents Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1787974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 tie a condom round your bellend (common practise when getting your genitals pierced) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1788014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 it's all healed up now but i'll do that anyway. KAEN. my bellend looks like a bond villain. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1788016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 i guess the state of the forum the last 6 months proves that this place is better as a kids forum... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72728-first-aid/page/2/#findComment-1788129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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