Your name as a movie

http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/

Paste your full name in here. The resulting anagram is the name of the movie you will star in. Post a brief synopsis.

Mine, tragically, is...

Recent Rape

The sad story of a lonely glue factory worker who tries to rebuild his life after... he was raped.

I need to get a new agent.

Mine is "Computer Genious", it's about a guy who has posted 4500 posts in a forum and still doesn't know how to paste an URL correctly.

Ohhhh, lolllll. Belled that one. You still misspelled "genius" though.

DEAR ENSNARED ANKLES

An autobiographical film about music auteur Chris Clark and his struggle to gain acceptance from his peers, despite being bound to a wheelchair for life.

Lewdly Greasy Dear

The sequel to Calendar Girls.

ARCH SICK LUSH

"this time its for real"

its about a turkish prezel baker that emigrated to australia, and is exposed to the cultural clash of the gay scene in sydney, finding his soul mate in the sweaty darkrooms of kings cross.

  On 5/10/2012 at 12:33 PM, Obel said:

Ohhhh, lolllll. Belled that one. You still misspelled "genius" though.

Well, the second O in my name had to go somewhere.

Prevent Jail Antenna!

An action packed movie about a crack team of law enforcement agents trying stop a mob boss in prison from communicating with a radio to his hitmen.

NOT ENJOY UNLAVISH NEAT

a romantic comedy in which the protagonist refuses to shave his taint bare at the request of his love interest who has a spot on an Olympic swimming team.

Horrible mean heretics

documentary about the boc-subforum and its influence on the new upcoming album

Skinnier Ratbag

Down and out IDM protege develops eating disorder and finds solace in the sewer network beneath London

FLAWED, RICH FORGING

JUICE GETS ME

troubled and angry young man spends time in jail and is befriended by NFL superstar OJ Simpson who shows him that you can have a heart and be a man too. Their unfolding story of platonic love and understanding was the inspiration that an alcoholic prison guard needed to seek help from the prison priest and mend his failing marriage.

HEARTBREAKER AND WEIRDO

I'M HYMNLIKE CRAZES

calls for a bio

Savior Intellect - lol

In Jeans Rumps

Porno

this idea totally sucks.

teen rom-com blacksploitation feelgood chickflick starring nicholas cage.

LED FAT WRENCHER

Oil rig workers strikes it lucky with their lottery syndicate and buy their rig from the parent company, turning it into a casino. Our hero of the story puts on loads of weight and is killed in an unfortunate accident when a safety bolts comes loose that supports one of the big LED displays, he goes to try and tighten it up but gets stuck and dies and the rig explodes.

STOLEN MAJOR MACHISMO

In World War 2, the Nazi Paranormal Division develop a device that sucks the manliness out of prominent Allied leaders. In the heat of a critical battle, Major Thompson becomes a sissy, incapable of fulfilling his duty. Now, 6 American heroes must get his machismo back!

JAM MANIC SMELL

When the local Sainsbury's receives its first shipment of the popular new fruit jam, employees notice an odd smell in the grocery shop. Once customers start craving the jam to the point of slaying one another over jars of it, retarded custodian Dimitri decides to get to the bottom of things.

edit: and a kids' film from the same fictional universe

SMELLY JAM 'N' MIMIC JAM

Two fruit spreads are about to understand what true friendship means. Smelly Jam—a strawberry spread that smells like absolute fuck—and his sidekick, Mimic Jam, a raspberry jelly with the ability to take on the form of any small animal that consumes it, are on a mission to murder and rape any and all humans in a Thelma-and-Louise-esque celebration of freedom. Voiced by Rick Moranis and Tom Arnold.

  Quote

Richard D James's anagram name is SMIRCH DEAD JAR

EVIL OR I CRY

I AM A LOONIEST INFERIOR TRESPASS

A foetus is projected from a vagina and lands on a computer logged on some eletronic music forum. He then starts posting relying on things he knew from the conversations he could hear inside his mothers womb to form opinions. Not taking into account that everything he heard was distorted because of the intestins reverb.

Net Boner Beer

documentary about a subculture of youth who are getting boners on the internet while drinking beer