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keltoi come back..... to... my house and cook me dinner and i'll dance for you as payment

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

jules, did you ever try steaming the cheese by covering the burger in the frying pan with a metal bowl? i mentioned it ages ago after reading about it. it's the only way for me now... such juice, burger dripping, much flavours.

 

  On 4/27/2014 at 11:53 PM, dr lopez said:

keltoi come back..... to... my house and cook me dinner and i'll dance for you as payment

 

if you wear your flipflops, i'm in.

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first time i've ever asked the butcher to freshly mince the steak in front of my eyes and it seriously paid off. tastiest burger i've ever made... juicier than yo momma.

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  On 4/28/2014 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said:

jules, did you ever try steaming the cheese by covering the burger in the frying pan with a metal bowl? i mentioned it ages ago after reading about it. it's the only way for me now... such juice, burger dripping, much flavours.

 

  On 4/27/2014 at 11:53 PM, dr lopez said:

keltoi come back..... to... my house and cook me dinner and i'll dance for you as payment

 

if you wear your flipflops, i'm in.

 

 

i never make burgers inside. if i am making them, it's on the grill.

  On 4/28/2014 at 5:11 PM, jules said:

 

  On 4/28/2014 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said:

jules, did you ever try steaming the cheese by covering the burger in the frying pan with a metal bowl? i mentioned it ages ago after reading about it. it's the only way for me now... such juice, burger dripping, much flavours.

 

  On 4/27/2014 at 11:53 PM, dr lopez said:

keltoi come back..... to... my house and cook me dinner and i'll dance for you as payment

 

if you wear your flipflops, i'm in.

 

 

i never make burgers inside. if i am making them, it's on the grill.

 

 

try it!

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I have seen that done at diners and such. killer idea. I don't have proper ventilation in my kitchen so I avoid some things unfortunately.

  On 4/28/2014 at 5:11 PM, jules said:

 

  On 4/28/2014 at 11:01 AM, keltoi said:

jules, did you ever try steaming the cheese by covering the burger in the frying pan with a metal bowl? i mentioned it ages ago after reading about it. it's the only way for me now... such juice, burger dripping, much flavours.

 

  On 4/27/2014 at 11:53 PM, dr lopez said:

keltoi come back..... to... my house and cook me dinner and i'll dance for you as payment

 

if you wear your flipflops, i'm in.

 

 

i never make burgers inside. if i am making them, it's on the grill.

 

You can do that on the grill as well - I keep a stainless steel bowl handy for just that (I also use grill presses for burgers - I find it keeps their shape more uniform and cooks evenly (and puts nice grill marks on the top at the same time).

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covering the top vent on my grill melts the shit out of the cheese. i can sometimes get a little char on the cheese which is even better. i have put a flat cast iron griddle on the grill top before. i got it screaming hot and then cooked burgers on it, they seared almost instantly and had a nice crust on the outside. that was awesome. i may have to do that again soon now that i am thinking about it.

 

i do want to look into a burger press this summer, my hand formed patties are usually very inconsistent, and sometimes a little too brittle.

  On 4/28/2014 at 8:09 PM, baph said:

i just like to put some ripe brie or camembert on my burger and let nature take its course, tbqh

hell yeah. Some double cream brie and truffle oil, with some crispy red onions and smoked black pepper? Ciabatta bun with garlic aioli.. Touch of red alder smoked salt. My favorite recipe

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

this thread gives me raging hunger.

 

well, apart from any mention of

 

  On 4/27/2014 at 8:41 PM, spratters said:

rocket, salad of the devil.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Didn't know rocket/arugula/rucola/whatever was so controversial, apart from having a universally dumb sounding name. Kale does unspeakably grotesque things to my insides and yet everyone speaks of kale like it is the christplant risen. I'll stick to my slightly pungent pal Eruca sativa, IMO.

  On 4/29/2014 at 3:28 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 4/28/2014 at 8:09 PM, baph said:

i just like to put some ripe brie or camembert on my burger and let nature take its course, tbqh

hell yeah. Some double cream brie and truffle oil, with some crispy red onions and smoked black pepper? Ciabatta bun with garlic aioli.. Touch of red alder smoked salt. My favorite recipe

lol not that exact recipe, but sounds good!

 

The truffle oil combined with the garlic aioli might be a bit to much richness for me to handle at once, tbbqh.

double cream brie, truffle oil, aioli and red alder salt? take it to the watmm yacht club ya bastards

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steffeng's 1%er burger, made from the congealed blood of crushed peons

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 4/29/2014 at 4:59 AM, baph said:

 

  On 4/29/2014 at 3:28 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 4/28/2014 at 8:09 PM, baph said:

i just like to put some ripe brie or camembert on my burger and let nature take its course, tbqh

hell yeah. Some double cream brie and truffle oil, with some crispy red onions and smoked black pepper? Ciabatta bun with garlic aioli.. Touch of red alder smoked salt. My favorite recipe

lol not that exact recipe, but sounds good!

 

The truffle oil combined with the garlic aioli might be a bit to much richness for me to handle at once, tbbqh.

 

 

The aioli and truffle oil is good if you use a leaner blend of meat, such as bison. =)

 

 

  On 4/29/2014 at 5:27 AM, usagi said:

steffeng's 1%er burger, made from the congealed blood of crushed peons

lol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

btw these are the real 1% er burgers lol

 

http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/most-expensive-burgers

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 4/28/2014 at 8:09 PM, baph said:

i just like to put some ripe brie or camembert on my burger and let nature take its course, tbqh

 

had a little Burger-Meeting with my Brother-in-law today. In remembrance of your post (and in lack of more cheddar) we had two burgers with melted camembert and topped it with Lingonberry Jam. Real tasty, that was!

 

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how are you guys ok with eating meat that is not fully cooked? i recall this one time i went to fat burgers and ordered a burger, my third bite in i saw some pink raw meat and had them fully cook that mess all the way.

generally I'm a burgers well done and cooked all the way through man, but this one came pretty rare and I was in a hurry so just ate it anyway. I must add that I'm posting this from the toilet.

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