Guest theSun Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 good luck man, we're all counting on you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1822958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) Seal off the room, destroy all infested stuff, get pros in there stat. Edited May 24, 2012 by kaen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'm the pro here now. I read all the stuff there is, I have all the hate I need to ass rape the little shits and I'm going to. Comrades, I'm winning this war, dead or alive! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 On 5/23/2012 at 11:46 AM, keltoi said: this thread makes me itchy yes. no wonder all da aliens left. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) On 5/24/2012 at 12:47 AM, gaarg said: I'm the pro here now. I read all the stuff there is, I have all the hate I need to ass rape the little shits and I'm going to. Comrades, I'm winning this war, dead or alive! hello, we're 4 people in a flat and had an infestation last year.. noticed them way too late, thinking of the big dark blob of bugs that i've found under my bed still gives the chills... we've been debating low-cost ways of trying to get rid of them, then finally decided to leave it to the pros, and frankly, call a pro. you probably know by now that the eggs are very hard to kill, and a feasible way to really get rid of bed bugs is having all sleeping places and basically everything around them sprayed, at least 3 times in intervals of a couple weeks (gotta wait until the young ones hatch, but not too long, or they will start laying eggs :]). we had them come in two times first, and when a flatmate still noticed bytes we called them again (could be phantom symptoms though). the guy sprayed this stuff: http://www.pesticide...?Rec_Id=PC37663 procedure went like, he sprays all your things & surfaces & cracks in the walls, while you leave for 6 or 9 hours or so, and then don't wipe the floor or anything because you'd wash away the poison. good luck. Edited May 24, 2012 by Guest Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 On 5/24/2012 at 12:47 AM, gaarg said: I'm the pro here now. I read all the stuff there is, I have all the hate I need to ass rape the little shits and I'm going to. Comrades, I'm winning this war, dead or alive! Godspeed Gaarg. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 phling: I believe it's not that far yet. I'm doing all I can and I know it'll take a long time still, but since I don't have anything serious to do these days anyway I'll make war on bedbugs. Also because I have no money for some badass exterminators. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 here's what you do: Step 1: Line rooms--all rooms-- with aluminum foil; light all rooms with UV lamps Step 2: Have sex with Ashley Judd Step 3: Step 4: Enjoy living bug free Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'm doing so fine here I'm seriously afraid of something bad in the near future. Ah well... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 torch the place . 100% accuracy guaranteed. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 On 5/23/2012 at 1:18 PM, gaarg said: Ok I should explain, that I (I'm solo, because my gf is away in Spain these months) live on the top floor of a three level house, the landlord lives on the bottom two. He's aware of the situation now, but I sais I'd take care of it as it's obvious that me (or gf before she went) brought these bitches from somewhere. I explored a bit around the apartment and it seems the bugs so far only occupy in the bedroom. That's the most positive thing so far. Because if I find them anywhere else I'll probably cry like a little girl. either make the landlord pay for it or move out and never come back Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 On 5/24/2012 at 7:36 PM, baph said: here's what you do: Step 1: Line rooms--all rooms-- with aluminum foil; light all rooms with UV lamps Step 2: Have sex with Ashley Judd Step 3: Step 4: Enjoy living bug free LOL Gods Speed Gaarg. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MakIB_IJnu0 isabella rossellini explains bedbug mating in a way that only isabella rossellini can. probably not safe for work or your brain Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1823832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Hey, is it possible that I already got everything under control? I checked the rest of the appartment a lot and no traces, the bedroom only seems to have bugs near and in bed and there are only a few there. I've been saving bed place for last in order to let them have a shelter and not run away. Tomorrow I'll try to destroy the bed infestation utterly. Now reading your experiences and the internets' it seems that my optimism is completely dumb-founded and I'm fooling myself because bed bugs do this and that and eggs and all. But is there a chance all that shit won't happen and I succeed here? Please someone say it's possible. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 nope. they won't go away by themselves. you can't really starve them to death, and you won't be able to kill them all. a single surviving bug will produce lots of eggs. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Aw come on, how does anyone get rid of them then? I just went over all the last pieces and spayed my ass off with everything concerning bed. I wonder how things will turn out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 put sand on them sand. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 I just found one on the bathroom door. My life is over. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 fyl Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Ok so I don't get it (again). There was one on the bathroom door and I turn around the whole bathroom and nothing. What are they doing? Fucking bedbugs, how do they work? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 I think I might have a problem with bedbugs soon if I don't do something. I've been bit a few times and saw one. I'm getting rid of the mattress as soon as I can. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 how many of those bed bugs have you...nevermind... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1824969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) why is there no mspaint yet? Edited May 28, 2012 by plstik Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1825036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 Ok so two months later and there doesn't seem to be any left. Any crawling at least. Last one I found was dead in a crack in my bed. Thanks again for all the advice and I'll be back here in a couple of months or if shit breaks up again. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73853-bed-bugs/page/2/#findComment-1868369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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