Charles Mingus teaches cats to poo nicely

Ever wonder how people get their cats to take a shit like a real man?

Jazz God Charles Mingus can teach you....

http://mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html

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It took me about three or four weeks to toilet train my cat, Nightlife

Man's a genius. An insane genius.

Cats are kinda born toilet trained tho

Tell that to Gary C's signature

We can't let the toilet seat open at home because the other one of our cats will otherwise go and play with the water/piss drops hanging in the inside of the toilet. Which makes the toilet training pretty hard..

you have piss drops hanging inside your toilet?

pissdrops is a pretty good name for a cat

Lol, you get stuff splashed around while you piss or take a shit so the walls are not that hygienic is what I mean. So it's not nice when the cat goes there with his paws playing with anything dripping.

  On 5/24/2012 at 4:15 PM, LUDD said:

pissdrops is a pretty good name for a cat

true.

  On 5/24/2012 at 4:17 PM, mokz said:

Lol, you get stuff splashed around while you piss or take a shit so the walls are not that hygienic is what I mean. So it's not nice when the cat goes there with his paws playing with anything dripping.

ah i see. sorry it's 7:20 am and i just finished my first cup of coffee so I'm not so bright. Not that I'm ever really bright, but dimmer than usual.

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  On 5/24/2012 at 4:17 PM, mokz said:

Lol, you get stuff splashed around while you piss or take a shit so the walls are not that hygienic is what I mean. So it's not nice when the cat goes there with his paws playing with anything dripping.

Is it really any worse than the cat licking it's arse all day and then getting all cuddly with you? Walking around your kitchen tops and sleeping on your towels?

I'm not saying that you should let your cat play in the toilet, but a fear of dirtiness probably isn't a good enough reason to not toilet-train your cat.

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all the jazz greats were into pet sanitation... i heard dizzy gillespie invented the pooper scooper.

  On 5/24/2012 at 4:38 PM, Gary C said:

Is it really any worse than the cat licking it's arse all day and then getting all cuddly with you? Walking around your kitchen tops and sleeping on your towels?

 

I'm not saying that you should let your cat play in the toilet, but a fear of dirtiness probably isn't a good enough reason to not toilet-train your cat.

Well, I'm not particularly worried about cat feces but human feces tend to carry human bacteria, so in that sense I like the cats to be as free of man made shit as possible.

Anyway, the bastards lick their own butts, other cats' butts, drink from pools in backyards, eat all sorts of semi-rotten animals and stuff and we have to give them worm medication from time to time but I still get cuddly with them. Also they are allowed to sit on the dining room table which some might think is not that great idea..

If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole.

CATS.

*cringes*

  On 5/24/2012 at 7:22 PM, baph said:

If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole.

 

CATS.

LOL

"at this point you will realize that you have won"

Good Luck. Charles Mingus

  On 5/24/2012 at 7:22 PM, baph said:

If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole.

 

CATS.

Ever have a cat eat some string and then not pass it properly? There's nothing more satisfying than plucking half-digested string from your pet's butthole

Did anyone happen to read that passage in his autobiography when he talks about all of the different ways he uses his dick when pleasuring women? Beneath the Underdog should be mandatory reading for many.

this thread is Jazz... *cringe*

  On 5/24/2012 at 9:47 PM, Wall Bird said:

Beneath the Underdog should be mandatory reading for many.

echo that

I would be more worried about this than my cat getting in the toilet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

  On 5/31/2012 at 4:57 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I would be more worried about this than my cat getting in the toilet.

 

http://en.wikipedia....i/Toxoplasmosis

There's a pretty good chance you already have latent toxoplasmosis, with or without cats

don't get AIDS and you might be fine

  On 5/24/2012 at 7:22 PM, baph said:

If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole.

 

CATS.

fucking LOL

  On 5/31/2012 at 7:12 PM, baph said:

  On 5/31/2012 at 4:57 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I would be more worried about this than my cat getting in the toilet.

 

http://en.wikipedia....i/Toxoplasmosis

 

There's a pretty good chance you already have latent toxoplasmosis, with or without cats

 

don't get AIDS and you might be fine

  On 6/1/2012 at 12:07 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 5/24/2012 at 7:22 PM, baph said:

If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole.

 

CATS.

 

fucking LOL

that's fucked.

i have an old cat thats all shaking and trembling after dropping a fattie. then she's all spaced out looking at the floor for a couple minuteslol . my other childhood cat Norman was pissing blood recently btw but that's no joke. OLD CATS.