young men with beards

This guy I once met told me a very explicit story regarding beards and cunnilingus, I'd love to share but it's very nsfw and im not sure if this is the right thread lol

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:40 AM, sergeantk said:

This guy I once met told me a very explicit story regarding beards and cunnilingus, I'd love to share but it's very nsfw and im not sure if this is the right thread lol

lanky 20-somethings with beards look like dickheads, yeah. doesn't matter how good the beard is.

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:40 AM, Frankie5fingers said:

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:40 AM, sergeantk said:

This guy I once met told me a very explicit story regarding beards and cunnilingus, I'd love to share but it's very nsfw and im not sure if this is the right thread lol

dude i love that story. TELL IT TELL IT!!!!!!

I'm not sure if this is the time or place hahaha

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:41 AM, sergeantk said:

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:40 AM, Frankie5fingers said:

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:40 AM, sergeantk said:

This guy I once met told me a very explicit story regarding beards and cunnilingus, I'd love to share but it's very nsfw and im not sure if this is the right thread lol

dude i love that story. TELL IT TELL IT!!!!!!

I'm not sure if this is the time or place hahaha

if i grew a beard i wouldn't get away with speaking with an english accent anymore. i'd definitely need an exotic accent to go with it.

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:41 AM, tauboo said:

lanky 20-somethings with beards look like dickheads, yeah. doesn't matter how good the beard is.

  On 7/5/2012 at 9:55 PM, Hoodie said:

young guys should only grow out their beards if it grows nice and thick. if it looks like ratty pube patches... well, i'm just gonna say that people judge based on things like that.

I think this describes my facial hair pretty accurately. I still prefer it to clean shaven though because if I do that I look like a butch lesbian.

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:38 AM, luke viia said:

I think he's right. Manliness doesn't grow on your face. Women believe it does, because women do not possess manliness, and only see its various superficial effects on the body. Any bearded person who calls maintenance to fix a leak, or who pays another man to take care of his finances, is not a man indeed.

I have my beard hos fix my leaks.

I have my beard hos take care of my finance.

Beard hos > Manliness

Just grow a beard you fuck!

<3

  On 7/5/2012 at 8:29 PM, luke viia said:

I'm just wondering what the opinion is around here, I'm not growing one. I told the gf that the hair on my face will be liberated when I own a house and a library.

 

Mostly I'm wondering because this is a place filled with both relatively young people and a penchant for beardiness. Why all the fuzzy love?

Because amazingly influential people like me that have popularized it for the kiddies. I also started the trend of turning the bottom of your trousers up, amongst other things.

Full beard was essines though, wasn't it. Mine's more, profile enhancing, euro trash close crop.

the key is to use that dipping spoon as a sipping spoon

  On 7/6/2012 at 1:58 AM, delet... said:

  On 7/5/2012 at 8:29 PM, luke viia said:

I'm just wondering what the opinion is around here, I'm not growing one. I told the gf that the hair on my face will be liberated when I own a house and a library.

 

Mostly I'm wondering because this is a place filled with both relatively young people and a penchant for beardiness. Why all the fuzzy love?

 

Because amazingly influential people like me that have popularized it for the kiddies. I also started the trend of turning the bottom of your trousers up, amongst other things.

 

Full beard was essines though, wasn't it. Mine's more, profile enhancing, euro trash close crop.

eye neu it wuz yue, dleeter

relevant:

@usagi & dan, naw, don't really want a beard, thanks for the encouragement though. i was just interested in other people's opinions.

  On 7/6/2012 at 1:37 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

  On 7/6/2012 at 12:38 AM, luke viia said:

I think he's right. Manliness doesn't grow on your face. Women believe it does, because women do not possess manliness, and only see its various superficial effects on the body. Any bearded person who calls maintenance to fix a leak, or who pays another man to take care of his finances, is not a man indeed.

 

I have my beard hos fix my leaks.

I have my beard hos take care of my finance.

 

Beard hos > Manliness

also fuck this, you are letting hos plumb and pay bills? I don't even know what to call that, but it is certainly the antithesis of manliness

it is godliness. my beard enables me to transcend mere concepts of gender.

What's up with all these loud, silly hipster girls that date these stoic, completely expressionless guys with beards that never utter a single word? In a socially awkward way. I've encountered this enough times to comment on it.

I mean, how did these people even meet in the first place? Never mind start dating.

  On 7/6/2012 at 2:32 AM, Candiru said:

I mean, how did these people even meet in the first place? Never mind start dating.

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hey dudes It's easy to spot the poser getting worn by his beard; a gentleman's beard is a part of his character. Encey and essiness beard at great rates and are genuine gentlemen.

I beard at a pretty good clip but I like to keep it relatively short since I'm working with the public as a professional.

I've had my beard at various lengths since the age of 14 as I knew I was either going to be a professional baseball player, a lawyer, or a therapist from about that age. I bearded like nobody's business all the way through my 20's without worry, though that was mostly before all the posers. So I've been 17 years with a beard lol.

there is no such thing as a beard poser. either you have the essence of the beard or you do not.

fun fact: it's pronounced "essence of the beard" but it's actually spelled "essines of the beard"

I had a beard for all of last year, then decided I didn't want it anymore, and am now discovering the excellence of being completely clean shaven. Before the beard I had a goatee, which I only wore because I thought I'd look like I have no chin without it. But I got rid of everything early this year (except moderate sideburns) and it's been awesome.

Seeking a job prevents me from growing out a beard at this time. But when I next get a chance this is the level I'm striving for.

^^ birds nest style

I thought this thread was going to be about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Though I guess Cruise isn't that young anymore.