EPL 2012-2013

  On 1/22/2013 at 12:51 AM, The Overlook said:

He can be all three, often at the same time.

Like God.

And Suarez: brilliant footballer, racist and cannibal horse. On that last point of the trinity I believe the horse burger scandal began when he arrived in the UK. Coincidence?

I would really, really like to see Villa, QPR and Newcastle get relegated. Even 2 out of 3 would be nice. I pray to Fergie.

Villa and QPR, sure, understood. Why Newcastle? It's not like they've resorted to Stoke tactics to be competitive. If anything, they're positively French in their failures, which is hilariously appropriate.

I'm praying Wigan go down.

Mostly because I despise Pardieu. He is a classless joke of a mnager. Also, I kind of dislike their fans.

Here's a recent tweet by one, "If Fellaini was so good, why isn't he in the France squad like Cabaye? #NUFC #EFC".

I like Wigan. Well, they're inoffensive anyway, and Martinez is usually an OK guy. And their football is mostly good. And they're an underdog. Newcastle are a joke. I liked them when keegan was manager and they were swashbuckling and fresh. Now I link them with too many negatives.

Fuck. I wish I could disagree with any of that.

I think Everton are my new team. Au revoir, Magpies!

  On 1/22/2013 at 12:00 AM, The Overlook said:

That doesn't matter though. Ashley Young diving his way to 30 penalties last season looked a pen to Ferguson, too.

 

He's a bully and a terrorist, and one without a shred of integrity any longer.

lol i love you mirezzi. keep crying into your panties at night.

lol hazard you cunt

Chelsea's PR manager

oh shit. this story is gonna explode

https://twitter.com/CHARLIEM0RGAN/status/294135719700602881

oh shit lol

I hate Chelsea. And I hate children. This is a win win. Hopefully Hazard will get a Cantona length ban.

What in the fuck.

I've literally never seen anything like that. I almost can't believe it's real. This appears to be an all-time low for Chelsea. Holy shit.

Actually, nevermind, I've changed my mind entirely. Hazard was trying to kick the ball free. He wasn't just kicking a poor unassuming ballboy. That combined with the little shit's twitter account and I'm thinking the little fucker deserved much worse.

yeah the gif doesn't help because the context is kinda important. not that i'm condoning what Hazard did.

Yeah, I hate Chelsea, but fuck this kid. I think the red card may be deserved (or not even), but anything beyond that will be unfair.

That sort of stunt should be met with zero tolerance.

Fuck this whole situation, the kid looks like a fucking idiot, Hazard is a fucking idiot and chelsea are a bunch of fucking idiots.

Victimless crime, they are all cunts.

I agree with kakapo's post, i hate children.

yeah this kid is going to be a great guy.

Good job Swansea, great team and great manager they deserve it.

"The ball boy was just trying to protect the players, the ball could have killed them."

  On 1/24/2013 at 1:11 AM, kakapo said:

"The ball boy was just trying to protect the players, the ball could have killed them."

He should be awarded the OBE for services rendered.

Yeah, I hate this kid, Charlie Morgan. 17-year old ball boy. Most are between 10-14. What a loser. His dad is a stakeholder at the club. It's clearly some stupid agreement between them that allows him to get pocket-money.

So yeah, ball's rolling off the pitch. It goes straight in front of the kid, slowly, but he lets it pass and bounce off the advertising board. Then he stands over it for a second before even considering to get it. He's clearly time-wasting. Hazard hurries him and is clearly willing to take control of the ball before the kid. So the kid drops on it. On it. Smothering the ball. What a dick.

And to wrap it all up, he admits to time-wasting on Twitter. I mean, clearly, it's an unwritten rule in football. Your home advantage can extend to how quickly you return the ball if you're a goal behind or how much you try to stifle the play when you're up against bigger teams.

It's well known that Stoke were giving their ballboys towels to dry the ball before Rory Delap would take one of his monster-throws. Apparently QPR complained that they weren't getting the same treatment and offered the idea that ballboys would have towels sewn into their uniforms. Obviously, no-one gave a fuck to such a stupid idea.

Regardless, Hazard was petulant to kick the kid. He deserved to miss the rest of the game, but he doesn't deserve to miss any further matches.

I sincerely hope everyone in this kids circle of friends is shunning him and making him feel like an utter tool, because he is.

This whole thing has been blown out of proportions.

But it's another reason to laugh at Chelsea... I like that.

  On 1/24/2013 at 7:50 PM, Ceerial said:

This whole thing has been blown out of proportions.

 

But it's another reason to laugh at Chelsea... I like that.

^

Giroud certainly showing form of late...two delicious goals today, looking for more.