Funny Pictures Part 2

it was pregnant with turds ^

  On 7/4/2013 at 8:29 AM, usagi said:

 

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Dear Jim,

 

Please could you paint for me a young Sterling Moss playing chess against Lee Scratch Perry on a oval chess board. Sterling has a side plate next to him with crumpets on it, Lee Perry has a glass of milk and a tiny statue of Damo Suzuki wrapped in a Brazilian flag, with a tub of Vics vapour rub in the palm of its hand. The table on which the chess board is placed is wooden and its legs are carved effigies of Nicholas Lyndhurst. On the floor in front of them is Danny Baker baptising East 17 in a jam jar. Ted Danson is on crutches knocking out amyl nitrate from a suitcase to Greg Wallace who is dressed as Charlie Brown. Greg has webbed hands and a badge on his jumper that says 'always keep your Basil's straight'. The fiercely competitive battle is taking place in Ken Dodds mouth.

 

Thanks,

...

Serge Pizzorno

 

Stirling

  On 7/4/2013 at 2:25 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

it was pregnant with turds ^

no, i know her...she's just full of shit!

lol

  On 7/4/2013 at 3:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

I like the second a lot.

beep boop

The internet is back, guys...

  On 7/4/2013 at 7:25 PM, Gary C said:

I like the second a lot.

Agreed.

  On 7/4/2013 at 9:49 PM, Obel said:

It does look likes it's gonna fall off.

It's nice to know that someone out there cares that much about hats.

  On 7/5/2013 at 12:11 AM, delet... said:

Should have gone to Specsavers. :D

  On 7/5/2013 at 1:52 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 7/5/2013 at 12:46 AM, Obel said:

 

that kitty has had her heart broken too many times to love again, and she knows it.

 

or perhaps constipated from eating shit food

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:27 AM, Gravity said:

 

 

holy sh*t

the pinnacle of human achievement IMO

  On 7/5/2013 at 3:40 AM, usagi said:

pinnacle of jazz musicianship

Aww.

That shit is like Sketches of Spain.

that shrek donkey one is my favorite context-sensitive scale art. It's like a distilled bad trip starting...

http://ow.ly/i/2wzm7/original