Funny Pictures Part 2

I can relate. I remember buying a Star Trek phaser toy when I was 9 or 10 years old, being led to believe it shot laser beams. But that was soon revealed to be merely clever box art. What it did IRL when "fired" was just light up a red light at the tip and make shooty sounds thru a small built-in speaker.

I wanted a toy that could shoot laser beams, dammit

i don't remember how happy feels

As a former child, I feel cheated.

that's just cruel..

  On 7/2/2014 at 7:16 AM, peace 7 said:

As a former child, I feel cheated.

lol yeah.

i feel like I've been ripped off just by looking at these products. how shitty! *n*

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

http://pundo3000.com/werbunggegenrealitaet3000.htm

http://imgur.com/r/ExpectationVsReality

this is as grim as the internet gets.

notice how the kids never have any friends in reality :/

  On 7/2/2014 at 9:12 AM, yek said:

notice how the kids never have any friends in reality :/

Nor later in adulthood.

  On 7/2/2014 at 9:12 AM, yek said:

notice how the kids never have any friends in reality :/

good. there's no way in hell you're fitting multiple kid bodies onto those play pools and/or play sets.

  On 7/2/2014 at 3:24 AM, data said:

 

 

 

 

  On 7/2/2014 at 12:26 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 7/2/2014 at 3:24 AM, data said:

 

 

 

 

The real question is, where did they find those tiny children for the box photos?

 

photoshop

  On 7/2/2014 at 12:28 PM, Godwin Austen said:

 

  On 7/2/2014 at 12:26 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 7/2/2014 at 3:24 AM, data said:

 

 

 

 

The real question is, where did they find those tiny children for the box photos?

 

photoshop

 

the world is a lie.

nothing is real.

  On 7/2/2014 at 12:26 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 7/2/2014 at 3:24 AM, data said:

<SNIP>

The real question is, where did they find those tiny children for the box photos?

 

They're not children, they're enslaved Oompa Loompas in latex human costumes and heavy make-up.

Always good for a laugh.

How the hell do they make a mistake like that? Wouldn't the odor be an obvious indicator?

Twelve years ago I had to partake in fire extinguisher training on a small controlled vat of ignited JP-8 jet fuel. I recall its odor being very pungent - even more so than diesel fuel.

  On 7/3/2014 at 1:58 AM, jsmcpn2 said:

Always good for a laugh.

 

hahahahaha

  On 7/2/2014 at 3:24 AM, data said:

 

 

 

 

  On 7/2/2014 at 4:30 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

fuck that shit, those kids just learned their first lesson about capitalism PhotoShop

Fixed that for ya

  On 7/4/2014 at 2:28 AM, usagi said:

lol

  On 7/4/2014 at 2:46 AM, usagi said:

Would pound knee crotch of either broad.

I'd need to kill like five pints before I could even consider talking to those dames, just to quell my natural shyness.