Funny Pictures Part 2

googles stretch armstrong*

  On 7/15/2014 at 11:17 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 11:15 PM, hello spiral said:

I wonder how many folks here have no idea what Stretch Armstrong was (70's/80's children's toy)

 

i had one in 90s and it was awesome.

either they continued to make the toys through to the 90s or Australia really is 20 years behind every one else, hur hur hur.

  On 7/15/2014 at 11:15 PM, M360 said:

I believe mr. Weber is the long lost father of sir Elliot Rodger, either that or he was influenced

hur, thought the exact same thing. (except probably without the "sir" bit. the late Elliot Rodger? the dead Elliot Rodger?)

Prolly infamous. For better or worse, the media let him make a name for himself

  On 7/15/2014 at 9:56 PM, Nebraska said:

its a real book

some of the reviews on amazon are hilarious

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0914094432/ref=s9_simh_gw_p14_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1973D5WPD84ZAQHT5QK9&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1688200382&pf_rd_i=507846

"I purchased this book because as a fire fighter, I was told repeatedly that when rescuing women, I pick them up wrong; which most likely is why I keep dropping them. As a professional, I wanted to improve my skills so I instantly searched for a manual on Amazon that could teach me how to pick up women. After reading this book cover to cover, I was very upset that nothing was mentioned on how to physically pick up a girl correctly. But, I did rate this book 5 stars because even though I still cannot pick up a girl and put her over my shoulders correctly, I have been getting laid a lot more since reading this book"

dat stretch armstrong is awsome

guy redraws his childhood sketches 20 yrs later

those are more on the... freaking awesome side of things than funny lol.

edit: yeah you're right these are funny lol

the bear is killing me.

It's really trippy that Stretch Armstrong and re-drawing were back-to-back in this thread..... This means I prolly have to confess this and apologize:

In 1993, I went to camp in Japan. I stayed at these kids' house, who also went to the camp. Anyway- long story short-- they had Stretch Armstrong, and I wanted to see how indestructible Stretch Armstrong was, so I used my teeth on his arms. And gel came out. His strength was not infinite... And connected with the re-drawing thing-- I think it was the younger sister who had drawings on the living room table. Everyone was asleep. I drew over her drawings, to improve the line quality. I am sorry to them.

At this point, WATMM has become a confession booth. Fuck..... I'm sorry for wrecking the Stretch Armstrong and drawings!!!

I actually remember the Stretch Armstrong commercials from back in '94 and '95. We need a stretchy hero who can strangle would-be rapists with his own neck. Neck-to-neck struggle, get it? Hahaha ehh fuck it.

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:30 AM, peace 7 said:

It's really trippy that Stretch Armstrong and re-drawing were back-to-back in this thread..... This means I prolly have to confess this and apologize:

 

In 1993, I went to camp in Japan. I stayed at these kids' house, who also went to the camp. Anyway- long story short-- they had Stretch Armstrong, and I wanted to see how indestructible Stretch Armstrong was, so I used my teeth on his arms. And gel came out. His strength was not infinite... And connected with the re-drawing thing-- I think it was the younger sister who had drawings on the living room table. Everyone was asleep. I drew over her drawings, to improve the line quality. I am sorry to them.

 

At this point, WATMM has become a confession booth. Fuck..... I'm sorry for wrecking the Stretch Armstrong and drawings!!!

That's some dark shit. How do you sleep at night, you monster?

  On 7/16/2014 at 4:26 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:30 AM, peace 7 said:

It's really trippy that Stretch Armstrong and re-drawing were back-to-back in this thread..... This means I prolly have to confess this and apologize:

 

In 1993, I went to camp in Japan. I stayed at these kids' house, who also went to the camp. Anyway- long story short-- they had Stretch Armstrong, and I wanted to see how indestructible Stretch Armstrong was, so I used my teeth on his arms. And gel came out. His strength was not infinite... And connected with the re-drawing thing-- I think it was the younger sister who had drawings on the living room table. Everyone was asleep. I drew over her drawings, to improve the line quality. I am sorry to them.

 

At this point, WATMM has become a confession booth. Fuck..... I'm sorry for wrecking the Stretch Armstrong and drawings!!!

 

That's some dark shit. How do you sleep at night, you monster?

 

The Stretch Armstrong breaking was a "I wonder what would happen, iiiif....", which is the biggest flaw of Western science. And correcting another's drawing is akin to holding values of: "Your imagination is not good enough-- your expression of self is not good enough. I shall replace your existence with my imagination." Those combined are basically the values of WWII era underground human experiments.

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:13 PM, webby said:

The coolest part of the pathway would be in the gaps, poor old snakes can't tip toe along going 'ow, ow, ow'. They have to just slide there, well unless they're a sidewinder. pretty amazing looks like a real live game of snake. Be scary if it kept getting longer though.

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:53 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:13 PM, webby said:

 

The coolest part of the pathway would be in the gaps, poor old snakes can't tip toe along going 'ow, ow, ow'. They have to just slide there, well unless they're a sidewinder. pretty amazing looks like a real live game of snake. Be scary if it kept getting longer though.

 

the snake's just being a little ocd. like when you're a kid and insist on stepping on every second tile.

fuckinell

happy birthday dr fish sheep freak

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:13 PM, webby said:

maybe it just swallowed a sawtooth waveform

fedora!!!

im offended some1 ban this use and put a stop to his reign of terror.

a dad joke for Joyrex