i need a thread to hang out in

yeah, sure, it's easy to say that safely with the atlantic separating you from its malice

some of us aren't so lucky

and anyway I looked that decorated bastard up, it's a june beetle, the most ornery cunts in the world. my gf will probably stab it to death and put it on the wall; that's science

"bug" off uncle buck.

ever hear of a ritual killing?

Speaking of washes, after showering tonight I liberally applied baby powder to my asscheeks and upper asscrack area, which will with most efficacy keep the malediction of swass at bay for the remainder of the evening. Can't recommend it enough.

Whenever Bob Dobalina posts, I think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LafMgjmBV2k

We should all pitch in and get him a subway footlong

idm as fuck

comp??

Is it safe?

was drunk earlier, am still fat, fuck the internet

I've got my Dick Gere chafe on right now

I had a massive Dick Gere after watching that guy mow de graz into teh bumto wek yesterday.

He had massive balls

Gere stick

  On 8/22/2012 at 4:21 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

Speaking of washes, after showering tonight I liberally applied baby powder to my asscheeks and upper asscrack area, which will with most efficacy keep the malediction of swass at bay for the remainder of the evening. Can't recommend it enough.

boom with the baby powder. I coat my balls in it every morning.

too bad BCM is away... feeling hungover 'n shit, no doubt... and everyone else is hanging out in his thread...

this thread's warm............. *sits down*

*puts dirty feet up on the coffee table*

i ain't away...just visiting my mum in darkest lincolnshire where there's hardly any signal and the internet is slow as fuck.

*sits down*

*accidently breaks chair*

  On 8/22/2012 at 3:22 AM, luke viia said:

also JESUS wtf, apparently my girlfriend caught this bug under a glass yesterday? almost fell over and spilled my beer after almost picking up this glass

 

 

you think a person would get warned about a man killing beetle like that

has she been stealing your bug powder?

  On 8/22/2012 at 3:48 AM, BCM said:

  On 8/22/2012 at 3:22 AM, luke viia said:

also JESUS wtf, apparently my girlfriend caught this bug under a glass yesterday? almost fell over and spilled my beer after almost picking up this glass

 

 

you think a person would get warned about a man killing beetle like that

 

i think this bug looks friendly.

Seeing this...thing, i'm so glad i live in Iceland.

  On 8/22/2012 at 3:22 AM, luke viia said:

also JESUS wtf, apparently my girlfriend caught this bug under a glass yesterday? almost fell over and spilled my beer after almost picking up this glass

 

 

you think a person would get warned about a man killing beetle like that

I'm pretty sure I saw this fat bastard outside the liquor store the other night:

I'll be honest in that I gave great consideration to eating him out of fear.

  On 8/27/2012 at 8:48 AM, uptown devil said:

 

I'll be honest in that I gave great consideration to eating him out of fear.

Fuuuuuuuuuck that shit. Can you give an idea of the size of this behemoth?

fucking fucked. goodnight.

  On 8/28/2012 at 11:51 PM, Caretstik said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 8:48 AM, uptown devil said:

I'll be honest in that I gave great consideration to eating him out of fear.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuck that shit. Can you give an idea of the size of this behemoth?

Is that a shit it took on your window ledge, and it's acidic content is now turning it black and rotting it? That's a real death shit.