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proper gay 

 

I'm fucking done with beer

 

there's some people on earth I don't like giving my hard earned money to, one would be local Pakistani taxi drivers (I'd rather walk over rusty nails spiked with arrow tree frog poison) and another is the absolute arty-farty wanker who brews these craft beers 

 

you know deep down the man your paying is a cunt

 

I presume if you had to catch a train to work within the M25, its a similar situation

 

thankfully I ride a bicycle

 

I'm out of this thread forever so don't bother speaking to me about it

 

All these punk wankers with tattoos and beards can suck my savage wolf cock, bet they know fuck all about being punk, hahhah I'd love you to posers to meet my mate Mat. Quiet, polite, old school skater with manners and no tattoo, and never a ridiculous haircut. A decent chap, good at art. 

 

I'd love to film a situation and wack it up on youtube of this honourable man, meeting these so called wanker  punks who brew craft beer and watch him tear them apart to pieces on the knowledge of early hip-hop and the first twenty years of punk

 

Shove your fucking craft beer up arse ya cunt 

 

ps (BCM this is not directed at you, you good man, but the moon is full, and this is how I feel right now)

 

I'm never coming back here!!!

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  On 2/24/2019 at 7:45 PM, beerwolf said:

I'd love you to posers to meet my mate Mat. Quiet, polite, old school skater with manners and no tattoo, and never a ridiculous haircut. A decent chap, good at art.

genius.

  On 2/24/2019 at 7:45 PM, beerwolf said:

proper gay 

 

I'm fucking done with beer

 

there's some people on earth I don't like giving my hard earned money to, one would be local Pakistani taxi drivers (I'd rather walk over rusty nails spiked with arrow tree frog poison) and another is the absolute arty-farty wanker who brews these craft beers 

 

you know deep down the man your paying is a cunt

 

I presume if you had to catch a train to work within the M25, its a similar situation

 

thankfully I ride a bicycle

 

I'm out of this thread forever so don't bother speaking to me about it

 

All these punk wankers with tattoos and beards can suck my savage wolf cock, bet they know fuck all about being punk, hahhah I'd love you to posers to meet my mate Mat. Quiet, polite, old school skater with manners and no tattoo, and never a ridiculous haircut. A decent chap, good at art. 

 

I'd love to film a situation and wack it up on youtube of this honourable man, meeting these so called wanker  punks who brew craft beer and watch him tear them apart to pieces on the knowledge of early hip-hop and the first twenty years of punk

 

Shove your fucking craft beer up arse ya cunt 

 

ps (BCM this is not directed at you, you good man, but the moon is full, and this is how I feel right now)

 

I'm never coming back here!!!

 

Celebrating this post on a new page. 

RIP beerwolf

 

 

is it just Wolf now? =/

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 2/24/2019 at 7:45 PM, beerwolf said:

there's some people on earth I don't like giving my hard earned money to, one would be local Pakistani taxi drivers (I'd rather walk over rusty nails spiked with arrow tree frog poison)

 

yikes

  On 3/1/2019 at 7:00 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 2/24/2019 at 7:45 PM, beerwolf said:

 

there's some people on earth I don't like giving my hard earned money to, one would be local Pakistani taxi drivers (I'd rather walk over rusty nails spiked with arrow tree frog poison)

yikes

Um well said apart from that bit. Pls elaborate beerbro?
  On 3/1/2019 at 8:14 PM, Candiru said:

Beerwolf is India 

lol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 3/1/2019 at 10:51 PM, span said:

I've yet to read a beerwolf post to which my first reaction isn't "yikes"

Better commiserate with some nu metal
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My trappist / Belgian cap holder is almost full:

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Also, I have an Orval in my basement that will turn 5 years old this month, I am gonna try to have it next to a young Orval to see how different they are.

 

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Seeing as it's Christmas Eve well I thought it would be a really great idea to bump this thread, as Christmas and beer is the perfect combination? Correct. 

(And yes I have just read the post at the top of this thread. Fucking A. But it seems the Motherfucking Beer Beast Is Back In Full Effect!!!)

C'mon then lads and ladies lets talk about one of mans greatest creations. Beer. (Even if it was brewed by A Craft Ale Fake Punk Ponce)

I didn't think I was gonna get it, and cutting it a little fine but just by a whisker the postie has just dropped of a case of 12 Hofbrau Original.

Six minutes past Midday and the first one has just been cracked. Let the ale savagery begin :beer:

Hail the Bollock Beer Soaked Brainstorm ?

 

 

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I have to host the in-laws and extended family for a Christmas dinner party.  Only good thing is that I get to choose the beer.  They better enjoy drinking some Troegs perpetual IPA, mad elf, java head stout; founders CBS and blushing monk, and victory sour monkey.

 

If not, then I am still stocked for the holidays.  Win-win.

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Already this late and I realized I hadn't had any of this yet this year and saw it in the store, bought the shit out of it. Dankness. 

  On 12/24/2019 at 12:53 PM, randomsummer said:

 They better enjoy drinking some Troegs perpetual IPA, mad elf, java head stout; founders CBS and blushing monk, and victory sour monkey.

 

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I would love to quaff many flagons of these peculiar named ales, with a fine fellow like your own good s(elf) . Java Head Stout sounds particularly fantastic!! 

  On 12/24/2019 at 1:05 PM, Candiru said:

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Already this late and I realized I hadn't had any of this yet this year and saw it in the store, bought the shit out of it. Dankness. 

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I'm a massive fan of just their bog standard Pale Ale, it's the only beer of SN I've ever had. Indeed this amber glass of beer elixir looks delicious. Actually looks like maple syrup with a frothy snow white head. Yes I would wager five rabbits and a partridge that this is indeed a beer worth soaking my bollocks for.

I like craft beers but I think I prefer more traditional sorts of beer. Black beer is very common here and I will enjoy a Köstritzer from the local brewery later. Nothing too fancy. Tastes very full-bodied and silky, almost sweet. Goes along very well with venison dishes. Before pils was invented virtually all beers were black beers.

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