this is story.

She was covered in hummus

Unluckily, she was then savagely mauled by a Bengal Tiger which had escaped from a nearby circus.

It fellated her

guts out. Real fucking nice.

"Stop fucking Nice", France said

"i'm sorry - what?"

, said the tiger.

"You don't know Nice? It's

all about surprise sex

. Meryl and the hymen flew

right above the field of

Dreams (with Kevin Costner).

..exclaiming "if you make it

into a statue of dry semen

I will finally pupate and

I will come." Reference completed.

Costner ran from the cum

but he kept making new.

wicker effigies of Daniel Day-Lewis

auto-felatting himself while

watching the ride

prickface-esquely, as we all do.

"i don't." said

a narcoleptic man standing over

the pit of terror