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you know, i dont think ive ever ironed anything in my entire life. i hope to keep it that way.

  On 5/30/2014 at 8:37 PM, messiaen said:

you know, i dont think ive ever ironed anything in my entire life. i hope to keep it that way.

Keep up the good fight. Ironing blows. If your daughter, or future daughter wants to join girlscouts, don't let her. Ironing their badges to their vest is torture.

  On 5/30/2014 at 7:33 PM, xox said:

bcm, what model is that watch you have?

BCM is modelling the HUGO BOSS watch exclusive to players who get a hole in 1

  On 5/31/2014 at 12:09 AM, Schlitze said:

 

  On 5/30/2014 at 7:33 PM, xox said:

bcm, what model is that watch you have?

 

BCM is modelling the HUGO BOSS watch exclusive to players who get a hole in 1

lol it's a fossil watch...you guys are awesome...

I heard Fossil only sells watches to men with giant cocks.

^ it's true. one is obligated, upon expressing interest in purchasing a Fossil timepiece, to drop their daks and have their penix measured by a female shop assistant, who may, if required, perform certain activities aimed at assisting said penix in achieving full length.

I found out that little factoid when my girlfriend went watch shopping.

lol

That is a pool entirely filled with booze

I'm living vicariously through you

better living through BCM

I have a new app on my phone

Fun times

*hogs thread*

looks like you've got a bit of a burn!

Can we get one of you in thigh high waders parading through the pool as though it was a pond with geese in it? please =)

Another shirt? Holy fuck my eyes are going to explode!

lol yeah definitely caught the sun today... I'll work on the waders thing...might also wear ANOTHER SHIRT

  On 5/31/2014 at 10:08 PM, MadameChaos said:

I have a new app on my phone

 

 

Fun times

is that your forehead in the middle? looks funny

Dune buggying in the sechura desert... weird angle lol...

Some group auto-erotic asphyxiation lol...

Blurry... but this is one of the towns we stayed in...

Starting the Colca canyon Peruvian mega death trek (twice as deep as the grand canyon... 25km, 2 days.... stayed in some shacks in the bottom of the canyon next to the river...). Legs were absolutely destroyed after this. Also the elevation is 4100 meters, so even with coca leaves my lungs were killing me (I've got asthma)...

A note one of the girls left for my friends when I was arrested in Arequipa lol... gf was NOT pleased.

Standing over beautiful Cusco!

that looked like a lot of fun. what'd you git arrested for?

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:39 AM, usagi said:

that looked like a lot of fun. what'd you git arrested for?

It was awesome!

Lol, we're not really sure why I got arrested... In Arequipa, one night around 2AM apparently I just wandered away from my friends. I don't know what happened at all. I just remember waking up and there were people in full military garb with machine guns questioning me in Spanish... I don't speak much Spanish (virtually none lol)... I remember that much... Apparently at around 4AM I just appeared back at my hostel, no-one knows how I got back or anything.

Anyway the kicker is, I woke up with 200 soles (about $80CAD) in my pocket. Thing is, that's what I started the night with and I know I spent that much at the bar.

So apparently:

Arequipa >>> Blackout drunk >>> military >>> profit...

=/

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:43 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:39 AM, usagi said:

that looked like a lot of fun. what'd you git arrested for?

It was awesome!

 

Lol, we're not really sure why I got arrested... In Arequipa, one night around 2AM apparently I just wandered away from my friends. I don't know what happened at all. I just remember waking up and there were people in full military garb with machine guns questioning me in Spanish... I don't speak much Spanish (virtually none lol)... I remember that much... Apparently at around 4AM I just appeared back at my hostel, no-one knows how I got back or anything.

 

Anyway the kicker is, I woke up with 200 soles (about $80CAD) in my pocket. Thing is, that's what I started the night with and I know I spent that much at the bar.

 

So apparently:

 

Arequipa >>> Blackout drunk >>> military >>> profit...

 

=/

probably for the best that you don't remember how you earned that money

did your bum hurt next morning?

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:46 AM, baph said:

 

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:43 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:39 AM, usagi said:

that looked like a lot of fun. what'd you git arrested for?

It was awesome!

 

Lol, we're not really sure why I got arrested... In Arequipa, one night around 2AM apparently I just wandered away from my friends. I don't know what happened at all. I just remember waking up and there were people in full military garb with machine guns questioning me in Spanish... I don't speak much Spanish (virtually none lol)... I remember that much... Apparently at around 4AM I just appeared back at my hostel, no-one knows how I got back or anything.

 

Anyway the kicker is, I woke up with 200 soles (about $80CAD) in my pocket. Thing is, that's what I started the night with and I know I spent that much at the bar.

 

So apparently:

 

Arequipa >>> Blackout drunk >>> military >>> profit...

 

=/

probably for the best that you don't remember how you earned that money

 

Lol... maybe I blew an alpaca or something. I heard alpacas cruise the streets looking for gringos, sex tourism innit?

  On 6/2/2014 at 1:47 AM, usagi said:

did your bum hurt next morning?

Not anymore than usual