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looking fine, looking fine.

here's me at ma new shag palace.

that resulted in 24 hr erection and 1 hour continuous shitting

  On 7/16/2014 at 12:35 AM, tauboo said:

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that resulted in 24 hr erection and 1 hour continuous shitting

watermelon always gives me the squirts =(

tauboo is having fun!

  On 7/16/2014 at 12:35 AM, tauboo said:

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that resulted in 24 hr erection and 1 hour continuous shitting

looking good there

makes me want to...

  On 7/16/2014 at 12:37 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/16/2014 at 12:35 AM, tauboo said:

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that resulted in 24 hr erection and 1 hour continuous shitting

watermelon always gives me the squirts =(

 

it was actually pretty solid but free running

LOL free running solid 1 hour shitting....

That is very impressive my friend. Very.

/note to self, don't ever eat watermelon then. It's handy cause you see whole or half ones for sale but think, i couldn't eat all that, watermelon isn't even that great, wtf where are the blueberries or something. Thanks to the lack of smaller portion sizes i've never had to sit on the toilet for an hour with the melon spurts that you guys mentioned. That being said, i don't remember it being a problem the handful of times i ate it as a wee one. Maybe you guys just have terrible digestive systems? /googles watermeon spurts. /decides not to look at results. hey this.

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BANTAM, Conn. — A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports (http://bit.ly/1p1L3rS) Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino’s tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

linkee

I think that the guy could probably call her police report passive aggressive (or worse because they then had cause to enter his home and so discovered his stash). So you can get charged for being passive aggressive now ? That term is so nebulous and in the eye of the beholder, who may have mental issues or an agenda.

there was no squirting (shit-wise), it felt pretty healthy. everyone is ignoring the 24 hr erection bit. all that happened is that i wanked 4 times in a row next to my gf, who enjoyed watching the spectacular first cumming but was turned off when i kept going (and thought i was a weirdo for wanking so much? she wanks with the shower head for hours. worst hypocrite i've ever met). watermelon is good for circulation dudes,jsut trying to give a heads up innit

what was she doing the whole time, sitting there with her thumb up her ass? irresponsible!

this is true, you are in a tent out in the wilderness, it should have been one long porno day.

Do you guys eat rocks or something?

Have never had a problem with watermelon.

yeah me neither. that was after eating a massive watermelon.

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:28 AM, usagi said:

what was she doing the whole time, sitting there with her thumb up her ass? irresponsible!

she did fuck all mate. she looked at my cock and smiled when i came the first time, then she tried to sleep but i was shuffling about too much for her.

edit:it's fine but yeah,part of me feels like it was a wasted opportunity. she bought the watermelon for me,she was aware of the effects. i ate a tin of sardines which she found repulsive(she's raw vegan).. bit trivial but that's the way life goes sometimes.

  On 7/16/2014 at 3:46 AM, tauboo said:

she did fuck all mate. she looked at my cock and smiled when i came the first time, then she tried to sleep but i was shuffling about too much for her.

 

lol

wow lol

I feel like watmm has relaxed a bit lately. I like it. =)

lol @ 1 hour watermelon shit squirt

also delet... m8, i find your post oozing with passive agressiveness. You might wanna CHECK it before you WRECK it.

xx luvyu

says the kettle

  On 7/17/2014 at 8:19 AM, Phoenix said:

lol @ 1 hour watermelon shit squirt

 

also delet... m8, i find your post oozing with passive agressiveness. You might wanna CHECK it before you WRECK it.

 

xx luvyu

lol, i hope that you're joking (your post is so passive aggressive seeming that i can't tell heh, heh.)

A lot of stuff is in the eye of the beholder unless you have proof positive that someone is a cunt. So know this, something i apparently have to say to random newer members every couple of years or so (-sie- maybe i should have it in my siG). i say everything out of love, with no ill will meant, if there is ill will it will be obvious, not some is he or isn't he type of thing.

When people sign up to watmm i think that they must be a good guy straight off the bat, this goes for everyone i meet in real, i continue with this until i'm proven otherwise and even then i tend not to give up on people or hate them. So i have a positive demeanour and this is how my posts need to be read. If i'm pontificating about something, don't let it get you down because whatever i'm riffing about it's not said in a snide or snarky wanting to see the other go down way. Maybe at worst it is in some misguided noble mind changing exercise, but always just to argue a point, points which are divorced from putting the other down, this is debating a concept, and that has nothing to do with aggression but is rather a path to enlightenment, heh. ;-]

Anyway, so now you can read the top line of this post safe in the knowledge that it wasn't meant in an angry tone, more a jokily ribbing. And when i say 'heh', it is a warm sunny smile from having fun discussing something, never a frothing at the mouth presage of someone's demise after they read my 'cutting comment'. Because fuck that shit. [-;

proper derailing

i think i need to get this threat back on track...

soo ...

Bukkake ambush.

nice one bcm, where's some melon tho?

up my arse