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  On 4/6/2021 at 1:12 AM, brian trageskin said:

turns out BCM was a kebab all along

makes sense 

i should have known 

all the signs were there 

  On 4/6/2021 at 4:19 PM, brian trageskin said:

i should have known 

all the signs were there 

Don’t worry; he fooled us all 

Fucked up the post a little bit, might fix it later.

hello, spiral

@drillkickerevery time you post a photo my brain spends a second or two interpreting it as a photo of myself at age, like, 23 or something. I dunno how much that's actual resemblance & how much it's just similar hair+selfie technique at that era. perhaps there is an idm phenotype

  On 4/15/2021 at 4:25 PM, hello spiral said:

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dis supposed 2 b ghey vampire porn or sumpn?

  On 4/15/2021 at 5:08 PM, jaderpansen said:

dis supposed 2 b ghey vampire porn or sumpn?

it's whatever you want it to be

Nice spiral

beer fiend mode

  On 4/15/2021 at 4:25 PM, hello spiral said:

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we should wrestle some time.

i used to do that with my friend when we were smaller, i miss it but these days im sociophobic and avoid people bcs im scared of social interactions

you're only scared of getting your ass handed to ya, admit it!

(j/k... can relate)

dunno, i know a few tricks e.g. "the scissor", which means clinging onto the opponent with ur legs as if they were scissors but really hard, so u basically squeeze them until theyy scream and cry

yeah, i'm a pretty self absorbed person and therefore can't really stand if the people i meet dont think im as cool as i think i am, which always makes me insecure and then i start sweating and cryying inside adn get really nervous and escape the situation as quicklyy as possible. often i just have nothing to say. when i get home i lay in bed and contemplate life and how much money i have (which isn't much and usually i borrow it from someone else,I'm jobless at the moment)

and i also daydream about how happy i'll be once i finally discover my true calling in life, which is being a famous actress, and how i'll then be so happy and famous that everyone will love me and kiss my feet and tell me how pretty i am.

but reallyy, i'm not that pretty. at all. in fact, im quite ugly, but i don't mind because i know it's only on the inside that counts.

love lucy

  On 5/4/2021 at 12:02 PM, dingformung said:

dunno, i know a few tricks e.g. "the scissor", which means clinging onto the opponent with ur legs as if they were scissors but really hard, so u basically squeeze them until theyy scream and cry

i'd easily beat your "scissor" with my "rock" move, which basically consists of just sitting on the submissioned victim's face for an extended period of time... kinda like a rock.

edit: you're not ugly, sweety. just work on those delts a bit and grow some hair on your chest.

                                                                   what about "the paper" move

  On 5/4/2021 at 12:11 PM, diatoms said:

                                                                   what about "the paper" move

it's actually the same as "the rock", only from the opponent's perspective, since s/he gets crushed as flat as a piece of paper.

My wife took this pic monday after i got my wisdom tooth removed. Dentist told me to rinse with brandy or scotch so i did