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  On 4/2/2013 at 7:24 AM, disparaissant said:

i found black lipstick (!) in walgreens (!!) in april (!!!) of 2013 (!!!!) so i had to recreate my livejournal picture from like 1999

woah cool! I think I need to find me some black lipstick (or maybe blue). Somehow I've been regressing back to my goth days lately. I never did the black lipstick though.

I went with white b/c I wanted to look like the guys from Orgy

^ ah, the washed-up Sarah Palmer look, always a solid choice

the fish in the percolator look

You look how I felt in high school.

Got fucking injured in Turkey, here's my skull xray

Incidentally the hospital was really nice. It was private, but it only cost 200TL (about £80) to have my wounds dressed and my skull xrayed.

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damn, what happened?

what a fucking hot sexy brain you have Iain

Basically I got a little too much sun yesterday, suffered some heatstroke, and spent the morning with severe vomiting and diarrhoea. At one point I gagged on the vom, my windpipe closed itself to stop me choking, and in the process cut off the oxygen supply, making me faint - I smacked my face on the shower and was bleeding like a fucker.

I came round to my girlfriend screaming. Apparently she thought i was dead - I have a heart condition anyway so I cold drop dead at any time. But I was okay, no fractures and only superficial cuts.

Yes, this is the second time that almost this exact injury has happened to me, but this time I wasn't even hungover. And this time I didn't need stitches.

I'd like to say that the Turks are some of the friendliest and most welcoming people I've met. My grandad lived in cyprus after the war, in what eventually became the Turkish zone, and he lived right by a military base. They used to invite us over for coffee all the time. The only downside was they'd all fire their guns into the sea at 9am each day. They also used to let my grandad walk and feed this vicious army dog.

Basically I'm well into the Turks. Hooray for the Turks. My host even offered to pay for my medical treatment and dropped everything to get me to the hospital.

Basically I got a little too much sun yesterday, suffered some heatstroke, and spent the morning with severe vomiting and diarrhoea. At one point I gagged on the vom, my windpipe closed itself to stop me choking, and in the process cut off the oxygen supply, making me faint - I smacked my face on the shower and was bleeding like a fucker.

I came round to my girlfriend screaming. Apparently she thought i was dead - I have a heart condition anyway so I cold drop dead at any time. But I was okay, no fractures and only superficial cuts.

Yes, this is the second time that almost this exact injury has happened to me, but this time I wasn't even hungover. And this time I didn't need stitches.

I'd like to say that the Turks are some of the friendliest and most welcoming people I've met. My grandad lived in cyprus after the war, in what eventually became the Turkish zone, and he lived right by a military base. They used to invite us over for coffee all the time. The only downside was they'd all fire their guns into the sea at 9am each day. They also used to let my grandad walk and feed this vicious army dog.

Basically I'm well into the Turks. Hooray for the Turks. My host even offered to pay for my medical treatment and dropped everything to get me to the hospital.

  On 4/3/2013 at 7:27 PM, Iain C said:

Basically I got a little too much sun yesterday, suffered some heatstroke, and spent the morning with severe vomiting and diarrhoea. At one point I gagged on the vom, my windpipe closed itself to stop me choking, and in the process cut off the oxygen supply, making me faint - I smacked my face on the shower and was bleeding like a fucker.

 

I came round to my girlfriend screaming. Apparently she thought i was dead - I have a heart condition anyway so I cold drop dead at any time. But I was okay, no fractures and only superficial cuts.

 

Yes, this is the second time that almost this exact injury has happened to me, but this time I wasn't even hungover. And this time I didn't need stitches.

 

I'd like to say that the Turks are some of the friendliest and most welcoming people I've met. My grandad lived in cyprus after the war, in what eventually became the Turkish zone, and he lived right by a military base. They used to invite us over for coffee all the time. The only downside was they'd all fire their guns into the sea at 9am each day. They also used to let my grandad walk and feed this vicious army dog.

 

Basically I'm well into the Turks. Hooray for the Turks. My host even offered to pay for my medical treatment and dropped everything to get me to the hospital.

good to see ya doing ok. cant have watmm lose such a sexy brain.

No more sun for you, mister!

Awesome story. Maybe you should direct your girlfriend to what might be a better protocol for making sure you are ok next time? It would be a shame if she was just watching you slip away.

Here is my skull.

Yeah, I've now taught her the basic ABC stuff for if she ever finds me unconscious again. But honestly, more for her peace of mind than anything else. I think she was more traumatised by the situation than I was. This is only the second time in as many years that I've fainted. And as for my heart condition, at the moment it's pretty low-risk - so my doctors tell me anyway - but it's something I'll need to keep an eye on as I get older. Although I did read an article this year about a woman who lost TWO boyfriends with the same condition within a couple of years, both young guys in their 20s or early 30s... but you know, that's a freak occurrence.

Basically, carpe diem etc.

Nice skull btw

Eatin' jerky in BC on my X-Canada ride last summer.

It looks like you're really enjoying that jerky

Sporting the brown furry bum hat for the latest charity shop pub crawl.

  On 4/6/2013 at 6:23 PM, Iain C said:

It looks like you're really enjoying that jerky

is there any other way to enjoy jerky?

that charity shop pub crawl looks fun as hell

Went to Impotentwhitecapitalist's wedding a couple of weeks ago...

Look at dat!

More skull pix

  On 4/8/2013 at 7:28 PM, Squee said:

Went to Impotentwhitecapitalist's wedding a couple of weeks ago...

 

 

Look at dat!

Awwwwww!

why come he has his ring on already if he is just seeing her?

p.s. killer suit

after a p-funk concert