keltoi Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Like cats and dogs... Good idea? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 90s absolutely the worst idea Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Why Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 fuck no Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 just make baby licences so no idiots and wankers can have them Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide fenton's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWwIShuoX4 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 Until fenton's comment I had no idea what this thread was about, though it was about deep frying children. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 i thought of this: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 12:35 AM, lumpenprol said: Until fenton's comment I had no idea what this thread was about, though it was about deep frying children. Fhahaha Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 What information would be on the chip and at what age would the chip be removed? Also, who would have access to the info and who would take care of the database? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 Just simple GPS and origin info.removed at 16. Police and Parental access. Err... Government/police. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 If you look at the reasons kids get kidnapped it's usually either by one of their parents who got divorced or a molester. In case of the divorced parent someone could get a gps jammer to prevent authorities from finding out their location, in case of the molester it would be incentive to get the 'deed' done quicker and kill whoever they abducted immediately after or maybe remove the chip. Since there's always going to be a timeframe during which noone knows that someone is missing I don't think there's too much to be gained, unless it'd be constant tracking but I don't see how that would work. I guess you could set parameters where an alarm would go off if a chippee is found to be outside of a certain area but I don't think that would prevent too many cases as molesters don't usually really seem to run off with their victims. And it would have some practical issues where the parameters would have to be changed for going on trips, a parent/custodian might forget to have them changed for example. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 Wood chipping children is a messy way to dispose of them, feeding them to pigs works best. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 haha Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 1:17 AM, keltoi said: Just simple GPS and origin info.removed at 16. Police and Parental access. Err... Government/police. Regardless of whether they are "children" (which teenagers are not) or adults, chipping a human being is incredibly creepy and big brotherish, and a huge invasion of privacy. Would you not feel violated if you realized your parents put a tracking device in you? that's fucked up. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 totally fucked up... for all sorts of reasons. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 When they implement this system can someone make all the tracking icons available on google maps? I need it for...research purposes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 what are the benefits of this idea? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 [youtubehd]Qp_4SqeV5FI[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 disappointed this is not a thread about putting kids in a woodchipper Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 4:14 AM, autopilot said: disappointed this is not a thread about putting kids in a woodchipper I put a kid in a wood chipper once turns out it wasn't a kid at all it was just wood that looked like a kid. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 4:14 AM, autopilot said: disappointed this is not a thread about putting kids in a woodchipper Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) From 25 yards in and a clear line to the pin I'd recommend going with a 7-iron, choking up a bit on your grip and opening up your stance slightly. Line up the target, keep your head down, take your backswing back slowly, and remember always to swing *through* the child. Edited November 10, 2012 by Bob Dobalina Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 don't need to, they've all got mobile phones - effectively they already are chipped. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) no. also ban kids from technology until the age of 11, high school. i was, and i think it made me better. also sleep with kids. its great. Edited November 10, 2012 by messiaen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 i feel like everything i say on this forum is self centered. do you get that? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/#findComment-1902378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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