keltoi Posted November 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 3:53 AM, LUDD said: what are the benefits of this idea? Got some lols. What about branding? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 11:56 AM, keltoi said: What about branding? Barcodes on the back of the neck yes. Easily scanned and give you all pertinent information about them. Once they reach adulthood and have paid a certain amount of National Insurance contributions, say 25 years worth at average wage, they can have it removed at their own cost. They will then also be allowed to vote. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 there are healthier choices On 11/10/2012 at 11:38 AM, messiaen said: also sleep with kids. its great. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 I would support cutting off children's feet or simply chaining them to some sort of iron post, but chipping is just inhumane Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 just don't have kids in the first place. easy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 One advantage to chipping children is it opens up the potential for circuit-bending. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 1:35 PM, sirch said: just don't have kids in the first place. easy. never know, one day ya might want to plant a few crotchfruit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) On 11/10/2012 at 3:00 PM, roasty said: On 11/10/2012 at 1:35 PM, sirch said: just don't have kids in the first place. easy. never know, one day ya might want to plant a few crotchfruit not me. circuit bending implanted kids is a great idea, tho! lol edit: except they're all already 'bent' and tweaked out by their phones (like BCM says) and all the fucked up media they're subjected to daily. Edited November 10, 2012 by sirch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 Nanobots will sneak under our skin and form networked electronic micro devices. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) First mental image was throwing chips at obese children. Edited November 10, 2012 by chassis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luke viia Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 little boys would rip their chips out and feed them to frogs, there can be no doubt about this Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/10/2012 at 8:39 PM, luke viia said: little boys would rip their chips out and feed them to frogs, there can be no doubt about this People that monitor those chips will wonder why there are so many kids drowning in swamps. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76433-chipping-children/page/2/#findComment-1902512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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