chipping children

  On 11/10/2012 at 3:53 AM, LUDD said:

what are the benefits of this idea?

Got some lols.

What about branding?

  On 11/10/2012 at 11:56 AM, keltoi said:

 

What about branding?

Barcodes on the back of the neck yes. Easily scanned and give you all pertinent information about them. Once they reach adulthood and have paid a certain amount of National Insurance contributions, say 25 years worth at average wage, they can have it removed at their own cost. They will then also be allowed to vote.

there are healthier choices

  On 11/10/2012 at 11:38 AM, messiaen said:

also sleep with kids. its great.

I would support cutting off children's feet or simply chaining them to some sort of iron post, but chipping is just inhumane

just don't have kids in the first place.

easy.

One advantage to chipping children is it opens up the potential for circuit-bending.

  On 11/10/2012 at 1:35 PM, sirch said:

just don't have kids in the first place.

 

easy.

never know, one day ya might want to plant a few crotchfruit

  On 11/10/2012 at 3:00 PM, roasty said:

  On 11/10/2012 at 1:35 PM, sirch said:

just don't have kids in the first place.

 

easy.

 

never know, one day ya might want to plant a few crotchfruit

not me.

circuit bending implanted kids is a great idea, tho! lol

edit:

except they're all already 'bent' and tweaked out by their phones (like BCM says) and all the fucked up media they're subjected to daily.

Nanobots will sneak under our skin and form networked electronic micro devices.

First mental image was throwing chips at obese children.

little boys would rip their chips out and feed them to frogs, there can be no doubt about this

  On 11/10/2012 at 8:39 PM, luke viia said:

little boys would rip their chips out and feed them to frogs, there can be no doubt about this

People that monitor those chips will wonder why there are so many kids drowning in swamps.