Assaulted like a peanut bro

damn glass plate, what a shitty situation. wtf. glad you are ok though.

this makes me wanna learn self defence

jut slap people in the ear drums with a cupped hand, it's easy.

Before that learn how to work your reach depending on your height.

After those two, learn to keep guard of your face and how to punch peoples face in.

I don't fight though it's stupid.

  On 12/27/2012 at 5:50 PM, Glass Plate said:

jut slap people in the ear drums with a cupped hand, it's easy.

Before that learn how to work your reach depending on your height.

After those two, learn to keep guard of your face and how to punch peoples face in.

I don't fight though it's stupid.

im curious, how do you know you can pull it off?

do you train or practice at home or anything?

btw im genuinely curious, not being snarky or anything.

lol brilliant, cupped hand slap to the ear, gonna remember that one.

So why didn't you try some of these nifty techniques on your assaillant?

Because I don't believe in practicing violence on others, it's wrong. I just like to know I could incase I decide to break my vows and kill as many humans as I can or something. SR4, I don't like do some kinda of post-LION dojo shit, but I just keep in good shape, watch videos and uh I show people the movements in person all the time as a party joke? idk.

yeah but it's a different story if it's self defence no?

like, just one cupped hand slap to the ear to discombobulate him giving you an opportunity to escape

1. Punch Throat

2. Kick/Knee Balls

3. Knee/Elbow Head(cheek/Jaw/temple)

4. Smoke a cigarette

  On 12/28/2012 at 9:44 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

1. Punch Throat

2. Kick/Knee Balls

3. Knee/Elbow Head(cheek/Jaw/temple)

4. Smoke a cigarette

Im genuinely curious to know how many people in this thread have been in real fights...because it's easy to have a plan and say you are going to do the following...its much more difficult to enact that with precision when the time calls for it.

Ive been in a few serious fights in my time, and I lost most of them trying to follow a calm set of actions in the midst of processing a huge adrenaline rush and forgetting the huge height/weight differential and shift during intense bouts of movement. The only times I've ever won a fight was through pure beast mode and either jumping all over the guy and swinging like crazy or waiting for an opening to throw a haymaker. And that didn't happen often.

*PS. Im not bragging and again, Ive lost most of the fights Ive fought in pretty pathetic form. And I look down on it as a pretty embarrassing series of moments where I either lost control of myself or was emotionally goaded into giving up my principles.