Let's all laugh at Chelsea!

!!!!!!

A Chelsea supporter calling into a radio show a year ago, long may this spell continue.

lol, according to Mourinho, the Leicester ball boys are "a disgrace to the Premier League". haha.

  On 12/15/2015 at 1:36 PM, tec said:

A Chelsea supporter calling into a radio show a year ago, long may this spell continue.

 

can we call him back rn??

Ahhh hahah lovely. Cheers for that Richard, you fucking muppet.

oh well, that was fun while it lasted. was hoping it would have dragged on another few months. where now for Mourinho? can't see him managing again in England any time soon.

Its like breaking up with a girlfriend you cant stand anymore but for the last couple of months sex has been amazing and you are like "ok i want to break up with her cause shes a terrible person buuuut..... "

Harry Rednapp was in crackin form on R5 earlier (Spurs/Chelski is proper hate for the hardcore) noting Costa's weight, shockin defendin (go on Hansen), missed transfers & over-rated management

Mourinho lorded it when his players were winning & fucked them all in public post-Leics, what a sulky cunt, 1 of the lowest points in football since Rivaldo's dive

I don't think Costa's weight is the problem. It's his confidence, combined with the terrible atmosphere at Chelsea. It's going to be another Torres.

I am biased but this was deserved for his specialist in failure remark, could Mourinho build a new stadium with all the financial constraints that come with it whilst having a stable team qualifying for champions league football? Evidently not, and it's disappointing in a way, he had so much more madness to give! Farewell, unless you take over at Manchester United and probably win the league.

  On 12/18/2015 at 12:16 PM, tec said:

I am biased but this was deserved for his specialist in failure remark, could Mourinho build a new stadium with all the financial constraints that come with it whilst having a stable team qualifying for champions league football? Evidently not, and it's disappointing in a way, he had so much more madness to give! Farewell, unless you take over at Manchester United and probably win the league.

 

god he would be an absolute pariah if he managed united lol

Does he have any unburned bridges at this point?

Portuguese national team maybe?

Germany is surely calling for the full cv of boasts

Let's be honest though, Mourinho is still a top class manager. He just needs a break. Maybe somewhere in China. Or Finland.

He should take a Guardiola sabbatical: come to the States, watch some basketball, talk to Steve Kerr and Eric Spoelstra, etc. Chelsea will be paying him £250k a week till he gets a new job, might as well take some time to clear his mind.

Edit: They were singing his name at Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge both. Let the madness begin.

loooool absolute madman

He's their greatest manager yet still been sacked twice, ridiculous.

United would be pretty insane to hire him, as the rumors say (don't know how believable it is though) - but the current United leadership seems stupid enough to let it happen.

I mean after this farcical, he has some reputation to build up again. All the great managers throughout the times, I don't recall having this big of a meltdown (maybe I'm wrong). How are top-levels players going to respect a manager who've just came from this? Maybe SAF's first seasons at United weren't the best, but you never saw him drop this low in the table when he got more routine and got into the great manager he became. Same could be said of people like Ancelotti and Guardiola.

And after Moyes and Van Gaal, United can't have another managerial miss unless they want to become the new Liverpool where every season is going to be a struggle to get into the top 4.

And I don't know who of the absolute biggest clubs in the world in their right mind would hire him right now. Either he needs to take a long break or start on slightly lower level again (either a smaller league or a club outside the top 4). An international duty actually sounds like a good place for that.

  On 12/21/2015 at 7:52 PM, Npoess said:

United would be pretty insane to hire him, as the rumors say (don't know how believable it is thought) - but the current United leadership seems stupid enough to let it happen.

Definitely, some of these United fans are just as bad as the board though, one of the reasons they seem to hate Van Gaal so much is down to the quality of the football he serves up, have any of these United fans who are clamouring for Mourinho ever watched one of his teams play football? I really hope he goes to United.

For that reason, I really fucking hope he doesn't come here. His teams are generally defensive, boring as fuck to watch.

Diego Simeone would be nice (unlikely), or some German. Wonder how much we would have to pay to get Klinsman to leave the US national team. lol.

googling for a Jimmy Savile tattoo jpg turned up this, keyboard's about to get stickeh

chuckles @ past Mourinho circus & now @ Utd

Eat a dick ya tossers!!

Hehehe

*cries softly in corner at the state of united.

it's amazing how bad united are. mourinho has officially destroyed his legacy with this team

lol: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46341672