Are you on the Autism Spectrum?

The Real meaning of this test

0 - 10 = Pretty cool dude (a club whore if you are a girl #Misogyny)
11 - 22 = Move to the suburbs, have kids, work in a factory and die of a heart attack at age 65, you are not autistic enough for a creative carrer
23 - 31 = Austictic enough for a creative career (maybe design pamphlets for the local church), you'll be capable of finding love , don't be surprise if that love is either fake/doll/animal/corpse
32 - 50 Get ready for a life of solitude, no amount of creative output will be enough to satisfy loneliness, most likely to commit suicide.

27, yeah im above average :)

27

I'm actually just weird

  On 1/27/2013 at 2:52 AM, zaphod said:

got a 5 lol

ok, that's it.

*puts zaphod in cuffs*

someone send this test to nardwuar

  On 1/27/2013 at 3:03 AM, YO303 said:

The Real meaning of this test

 

0 - 10 = Pretty cool dude (a club whore if you are a girl #Misogyny)

11 - 22 = Move to the suburbs, have kids, work in a factory and die of a heart attack at age 65, you are not autistic enough for a creative carrer

23 - 31 = Austictic enough for a creative career (maybe design pamphlets for the local church), you'll be capable of finding love , don't be surprise if that love is either fake/doll/animal/corpse

32 - 50 Get ready for a life of solitude, no amount of creative output will be enough to satisfy loneliness, most likely to commit suicide.

lol you think you know things about people

14

but i've taken this test before and scored in the 20s

so i think it might depend on my mood.

29.

I bet Goiter Sanchez would score really high on this.

My girlfriend insists that I'm autistic, so she got excited that I scored as highly as i did. But for every trait i have that would fall into that category I've got a couple that would be quite uncharacteristic of an autist. I've just got a few eccentricities.

15

I suck at Asperger's, but my teenage brother is pretty good at it.

So far I've managed to get it up to a 46.

When I took it honestly I got a 15

14, and that test layout was a cock.

20

I always struggle with these tests because for about a third of the questions im thinking "yeah but what if". I'm often looking for an 'it depends' or an 'i dont know' option.

as with all of these box-ticking medical questionnaires, there are always mitigating factors in every person's history and psychological makeup that make them inherently unreliable.

I'm not autistic. i'm autastic, you fucks.

i would argue schizophrenia is more beneficial to a creative career than autism. I mean look at philip k dick, guy's awesome

i would argue in dick's case that methamphetamine was more beneficial than anything

  On 1/27/2013 at 5:00 AM, Awepittance said:

i would argue schizophrenia is more beneficial to a creative career than autism. I mean look at philip k dick, guy's awesome

You can't get shit done when you are sticking your dick in electrical outlets.

17

Hey wow, I'm most men.

26.

Figures...

  On 1/27/2013 at 5:17 AM, scones to die for said:

Figures...

obsessed with them, i bet.

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9. I am fascinated by dates.

First I thought..

then I thought

THEN I realized it was

I hope it's just because I'm tired.

13... im not austistic, im just paranoid

  On 1/27/2013 at 5:00 AM, Awepittance said:

i would argue schizophrenia is more beneficial to a creative career than autism. I mean look at philip k dick, guy's awesome

My cousin is schizo and he pulled out his eye with a ballpoint pen.

woah fuck i'm autistic

  On 1/27/2013 at 7:52 AM, thanks robert moses said:

woah fuck i'm autistic

I'm pretty sure we all already knew that.