watmm recipe thread v4.0

I invented a new low carb dish today, to develop a muscular pelvic floor:

it was too much but rather quite good, very quite good

I did the following:

heat up iron pan as hot as pussible, throw in pre salted & sugared chicken breast, sauté it for 25 seconds on each side. while it has browned ends and still pink raw spots throw it into a preheated bowl and put a lid on it, leave it there, so it can steam itself until it's done (that way tha meat doesn't shrink but maintains 100% of its original size). use the still hot pan to sizzle peppers and mushrooms, throw sugr into the pan, wait till it bubbles and caramelizes, then deglaze with vinegar, then throw in chili & garlic. add saltiness & depth by adding soy sauce, not too much. pre salt & sugar zucchini and throw it in there oh yah (5 parts salt 1 part sugar). chop some of the mushrums and cilantro and scallions and tomatos and leave them raw and wrap dem in that asian rice noodle thing that u soaked in cold water before but make sure to grate some lemon peel ontop of all the ingredients before wrapping them up et voilà

it's a waste of good ingredients that i could have used in 5 meals but it definitely tasted interesting, very IDM

  On 4/29/2020 at 10:29 PM, dingformung said:

low carb

  On 4/29/2020 at 10:29 PM, dingformung said:

asian rice noodle thing

sorry mates, my cultural heritage doesnt allow me better cooking

Yeah gee whiz man... I wouldn't serve that to my worst enemy.  Take some fucken cooking classes next time.

*microwaves slice of bread in microwave for 20 seconds/calls it a day*

**microwaves something else in something other than a microwave somehow/calls it another day**

  On 4/29/2020 at 10:29 PM, dingformung said:

as hot as pussible

wouldn’t serve this to my worst enemy?

Dunno, looks like a fine, healthy and tasty meal to me.

Did you not read the rest of his post?

* lols *

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Best caramel corn you will ever have, and very easy to make:

• 1/2 cup unpopped popcorn
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 1/2 cup corn syrup
• 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• 1 tsp vanilla extract

Zephyr's recipe for making baby.

1 sperm

1 egg

add sperm to egg.

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bon appetite!

Like chips, salsa & taking a wicked shit a few hours later

- bun

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- put bun on sozage

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