Jennifer Lawrence is charming

*faps*

i wood

wood too

LOVE

finally some honest news

shopped?

I'd let her pee in my butt.

  On 2/4/2013 at 1:25 AM, usagi said:

seems like a lovely person.

 

I don't get why some girls are so self-conscious about having "pudgy hands". a little bit of baby fat is nice and prevents them from getting hawk's talons as they get older. I like hands.

this - it's another one of those body image things that doesn't really have any basis in any real preference by any real man - it's not some a focus group of dudes said "we prefer bony finger casings for hands plz"

  On 2/5/2013 at 10:43 PM, joshuatx said:

 

  On 2/4/2013 at 1:25 AM, usagi said:

seems like a lovely person.

 

I don't get why some girls are so self-conscious about having "pudgy hands". a little bit of baby fat is nice and prevents them from getting hawk's talons as they get older. I like hands.

 

this - it's another one of those body image things that doesn't really have any basis in any real preference by any real man - it's not some a focus group of dudes said "we prefer bony finger casings for hands plz"

That one Seinfeld episode caused quite a bit of body angst.

Actually, if you take the entire corpus of Seinfeld episodes as a whole, there's a blatant shaming agenda with respect to human hand morphology, a clear push toward the normatization (and worse, elevation and festishization) of gracile hand morphology over robust functionality. Pretty sick stuff, Jerry.

what like george's hand model episode? isn't that the puffy shirt too?

edit: i mean man-hands I understood, but baph mentioned the entire seinfeld corpus (something I take seriously!!!!)

yeah it's the same but he probably meant this one:

lol

I mean, yes, disgusting

Edit: Sorry guys, was just trying to be funny. Although I did date a girl with largish hands back in college (she was also 5'11", so why wouldn't her hands be largish?) who mentioned that the man hands episode fucked her self esteem right up.

Back on topic I would totally eat Jennifer's butt hole, or she could eat mine, you know, whatever, I'm open

I want her to poop all over me. I want to smoke DMT with her. I want to be cremated with her. I want to die on the same day as her. I want to massage her flucks. I want to cap her nogs.

You boys are a bunch of fucking perverts. Since when did being a ditzy cunt turn so many nerds on? I thought nerds were supposed to fap to japanese things.

lol, pretty funny, but she doesn't seem like that much of a ditzy cunt really. I like that she seems really level-headed, and pretty forthright, and a bit goofy. I think she's also quite ambitious under all of that, but not in a snarky tear-others-down kind of way. In other words, she seems like the real deal.

i don't a ditzy vibe from her at all, she seems like one of the least generic girly female celebrities out there. pretty much one of the hottest tom boys ever

this popped up in my tumblr feed

http://her-green-eyes.tumblr.com/post/44056863688

lol nicholson is such a perv

i like to imagine jennifer lawrence having residual issues from seeing the shining at the tender age of 7 by accident and being terrified by it. turning round to see jack nicholsons face at every turn would be trippy as fuck.

  On 2/2/2013 at 8:40 PM, thanks robert moses said:

i would get up in that ass. even with those lil ass eyes. open it up, spray paint my name on the wall. eat a snickers bar, leave the wrapper. throw paper everywhere. i would.

Get in that ass Larry.

lol, i can't stop imagining nicholson stick out a surprise dildo departed-style in this scene

she is a darling of the internet /swoon

e: she said something funneh !!!!!!!!!!!! LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

cus normally women are fucking stupid and unfunny so when one comes along that is hot and says things that a normal person might say i just eat it up

e2: never seen her in anything or any interview or anything my impression based on blind prejudice

i dont get it

anne hathaway is a couple movies away from being rachel maddow pt 2

  On 2/3/2013 at 2:21 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I would kiss the heck out of her face on the real.

and that, my friends, is IDM