Ideas on how to fuck with a car company

How to fuck with a car company?

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Dinosaurs aren't real.

  On 3/31/2013 at 10:18 PM, Franklin said:

My best idea so far is to hold a public demolition and charge money to anybody who would like to help me destroy it--maybe make a BBQ out of it. People could choose from a selection of weapons or bring their own (bats, clubs, mace, sword, sledgehammer, etc). People that wanted to break major components (like windshields and deploying airbags) would have to pay more obviously. The whole thing would be filmed by a filmmaker friend of mine.

the problem with this idea is that i'd have to get way too many people to sign up so I wouldnt be able to make the current value of the car (about 17 grand).

 

Any other ideas?

Good way to get the cops called on your ass by concerned neighbors and shit.

  On 4/2/2013 at 7:54 PM, Plum said:

 

Dinosaurs aren't real.

  On 4/1/2013 at 3:50 AM, osobjornmedved said:

 

  On 4/1/2013 at 12:56 AM, Eggs said:

 

  On 4/1/2013 at 12:17 AM, Squee said:

Or like this man... struttin' dat ass...

 

wife watches this once a week. you be so goddamn fuckin tired...

 

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE?

 

Tell me they did a remix of it. They have to have.

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I don't think Chauvinistic means what this guy thinks it means.

Drive the car into the Grand Canyon with Gina Davis and/or Susan Sarandon.

That'll teach the fuckers!

If you really want to show them who's the boss then spend a couple thousand $$ on scan tools, wrenches, ratchets, sockets, parts etc.. and do repairs and maintenance by yourself. audis are unreliable cars and require lots of trips to repair shops. Buy something Japanese next time.

  On 3/31/2013 at 11:40 PM, Franklin said:

 

  On 3/31/2013 at 10:27 PM, Hoodie said:

lol you drive an audi

 

what's wrong with that Hoodie?

Seems like that should be obvious at this point, lol

  On 4/2/2013 at 5:04 PM, Alcofribas said:

couldn't you just stick a merzbow cd in it and sell it on discogs?

flol

  On 4/6/2013 at 3:48 AM, baph said:

 

  On 3/31/2013 at 11:40 PM, Franklin said:

 

  On 3/31/2013 at 10:27 PM, Hoodie said:

lol you drive an audi

 

what's wrong with that Hoodie?

 

Seems like that should be obvious at this point, lol

Well that puts a different spin on how I took Hoodie's comment. I was always under the impression that Audi's reliability was great since the early 2000s.

Here you go Franklin:

Destroy Audi

I'd drive to Arctica, cover it with maple syrup and film the polar bears having a go. You could make a fortune.

  On 3/31/2013 at 10:18 PM, Franklin said:

2006 Audi A4 with only 150000 kms.

isn't that considered high mileage there?