Unexpected sexy jobs

In the Brazzers Union

  On 4/15/2013 at 11:20 AM, rixxx said:

wow, you do not want to see a baby coming out of a vagina for a job.

have you checked out hypno-birthing? this is recommended...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Effective-Birth-Preparation-Hospital-Centre/dp/1905220502/ref=tag_stp_s2_edpp_url

if i'm out of line sorry (cos lol i have penis) but you really seem to be dreading childbirth (going by your comments regarding it) and this cd can help you think positively about everything you're undertaking... it really helped my mrs anyway.

relaxed you = relaxed baby... pre and post birth... hopefully!

  On 4/15/2013 at 11:57 AM, keltoi said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 11:20 AM, rixxx said:

wow, you do not want to see a baby coming out of a vagina for a job.

 

have you checked out hypno-birthing? this is recommended...

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Effective-Birth-Preparation-Hospital-Centre/dp/1905220502/ref=tag_stp_s2_edpp_url

 

if i'm out of line sorry (cos lol i have penis) but you really seem to be dreading childbirth (going by your comments regarding it) and this cd can help you think positively about everything you're undertaking... it really helped my mrs anyway.

 

relaxed you = relaxed baby... pre and post birth... hopefully!

 

Im all over this: see positive thinking thread.

I still however, would not like to see expanding vaginas for a living (I used to work on a 'stud' and we had to help the mares foal..the day you see a rectal vaginal fistula is the day you see there is no god)

I'm luckily super relaxed, maybe this is why my anger is more humorous now (see anti-feminisim thread)

(Im not going to have a fistula because im aware that my cervix will open to the appropriate degree -see what I did there?!)

So I guess this WAS the unexpected sexy job thread...

(LOL)

oh yeah, I used to collect horse semen so I guess that's an unexpected sexy job?

  On 4/15/2013 at 12:02 PM, rixxx said:

see positive thinking thread.

 

 

shit, do i have to?

naah.

good.

  On 4/15/2013 at 12:06 PM, rixxx said:

oh yeah, I used to collect horse semen

oh really? i collected panini stickers.

It's a shame you cannot use the proper terminology in this place.

  On 4/15/2013 at 12:06 PM, rixxx said:

I used to collect horse semen

  On 4/15/2013 at 12:42 PM, rixxx said:

It's a shame you cannot use the proper terminology in this place.

like husbandry?

A TV Chef:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

tv chefs are filthily.

Reminds me of that Kilgore Trout story about porn in the future is people sitting at a table eating food (see: http://exerciseishard.wordpress.com/2011/03/01/vonnegut/ for details)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wr2Nh8Pf2A

Being a Tiddy Bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

I was hanging out in the park drinking beer with a friend this weekend when a guy claiming to be a scouting agent for Levi's wanted my info for a photo shoot.

Not sure why I'm posting this in here except for the fact that I hope he doesn't ask to pee in my butt.

If you gave him your info, it's only a matter of time.

  On 4/16/2013 at 2:06 AM, Braintree said:

I was hanging out in the park drinking beer with a friend this weekend when a guy claiming to be a scouting agent for Levi's wanted my info for a photo shoot.

 

Not sure why I'm posting this in here except for the fact that I hope he doesn't ask to pee in my butt.

Regardless of the purported pretense peeing in someone's butt is the only reason to get someone's info.

Did he show you his "badge" or some other "credentials"? And are you allowed to touch mr. Levi whenever you get to work for him, or with him?

EXXXTREME (pole dancing?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Qo7JO3-w0So