So WATMM is playing fart sounds now?

  On 5/14/2013 at 2:46 AM, zaphod said:

what an incredibly annoying thing to do after going on about watmm needing to be professional and mature. it's almost like you're flaunting your ability to violate the rules you keep setting forth.

 

last fucking post

Zaphod needs to punch on with Joyrex, the beef is juicy.

I saw this thread this morning on my mobile but was too busy with other stuff to check it out on my laptop.

Could you please put it back, Joyrex?

Keep this thread alive

I missed fart day? GODAMN

God damnit Joyrex! I just want to scroll n fart. Is that too much to ask?

Yeah. Could you make it a permanent option like the unicorns?

Some of us are complaining about the flati being a nuisance, and some of us are sad because it's discontinued for the aforementioned reason and missed out on it. I found the scroll flati amusing.

Aw man, I missed the farts! If you were using WATMM Classic (fluid width), was it diarrhoeeaaeoea?

This forum needs a watmm-fart skin

Here's the solution for everyone who wants their farts whilst they scroll:

http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/

Drag the bookmarklet to your scrollbar, and your browsing will be fart-enhanced (fartified? Fucking LOL)

There's even Chrome and Safari extensions for it! LOL

You should have suggested that they try more onions in their diet, i mean it's not like the internet has an odour component.

  On 5/14/2013 at 4:56 PM, delet... said:

You should have suggested that they try more onions in their diet, i mean it's not like the internet has an odour component.

I prefer them caramelised. Fried onion rings are good too, but raw onions are off-putting. Plus they spew sulfuric acid into the air as you chop them.