Man dies after sex with hornet's nest

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

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A man so bloated that a neighbour who saw his body on a lawn mistook it for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, was found unconscious after his reportedly stinging sex session.

The apparently misguided man died an hour after he was located on his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour said he looked like a beached whale, due to the inflammation caused by the stings.

Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest.

Police are said to have found semen and the deceased man’s pubic hair on a few of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest.

Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets.

We’re not sure if the unfortunate man was taking his appreciation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson to a rather literal level…

 

Most IDM 2013 right there.

Animal rights groups expressed concern for hornets eh?

Only in Sweden...

wtfffffffffffffffffffffff

@RichieBees

Guess he went for the ultimate buzz

"We’re not sure if the unfortunate man was taking his appreciation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson to a rather literal level…" - journalist sensitivity at its very peak there.

Classic Hasse

good god (@joyrex's comment, i have little interest in the subject of the OP)

love at first sting

human stupidity knows no boundaries..the envelope just got extended

This is all that i could think of when reading that

Isn't this how Macauley Culkin died in My Girl?

maybe he started with ants then went to bees and it escalated to hornets.

horny hornets.

The web was abuzz today with the apparent news that a man in Sweden had died after trying to have sex with a nest of hornets.

Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass.

The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings.

However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story.

Girl with the dragon tattoo

Guy who fucked a hornets nest

at least he came

  On 5/15/2013 at 5:33 PM, Obel said:

The web was abuzz today with the apparent news that a man in Sweden had died after trying to have sex with a nest of hornets.

Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass.

The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings.

However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story.

buzz kill

I keep picturing this fake Hasse guy acting out the ultra polite dating dialogue from Vsnare's "Plunging Hornets" before plunging his dick into some hornets

Please lock this thread and ban the OP. Nothing good will come of this topic. </precog>

Hasse's only goal here was to become a whale. His methods may have been questionable, but you have to admire his determination.

  On 5/15/2013 at 6:15 PM, Mirezzi said:

Please lock this thread and ban the OP. Nothing good will come of this topic. </precog>

No Don't :(

  On 5/15/2013 at 5:11 PM, rixxx said:

maybe he started with ants then went to bees and it escalated to hornets.

 

 

horny hornets.

Damn those horny hornets!

PS that one's going in the joke book Joyrex.

  On 5/15/2013 at 4:44 PM, baph said:

Classic Hasse

lol

  On 5/15/2013 at 5:54 PM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 5/15/2013 at 5:33 PM, Obel said:

The web was abuzz today with the apparent news that a man in Sweden had died after trying to have sex with a nest of hornets.

Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass.

The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings.

However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story.

buzz kill

 

I'd love to agree but that's what the article OP linked to says!

  On 5/15/2013 at 6:15 PM, Mirezzi said:

Please lock this thread and ban the OP. Nothing good will come of this topic. </precog>

U hurt me

  On 5/15/2013 at 4:41 PM, Joyrex said:

Guess he went for the ultimate buzz