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He should've used protection.

(Sorry, can't really think of a good punchline)

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 5/15/2013 at 9:19 PM, jefferoo said:

the bids and the bees... amirite?

Almost. Birds.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

It's too bad this waspn't true

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 5/16/2013 at 12:10 AM, Obel said:

 

  On 5/15/2013 at 11:43 PM, StephenG said:

It's too bad this waspn't true

 

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lol

 

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 5/16/2013 at 10:46 AM, Djeroek said:

what a prick.

 

I dig the tune in your sig, mate. What is that polysynth with the quintuplet LFO (which is hella clever btw)?

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This is really no big deal... do you have any idea how many hive fornication colonies General Mills has set up in Albuquerque, New Mexico? It's out of hand. Imagine endless lines of beaner bee fucker hopefuls shooting themselves up with painkillers, coddling their bean burritos lovingly for what might be the last time ever as they await their potential peso payday. Once you learn more about the ways of General Mills you'll never look at your bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios quite the same way ever again.

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