Death sentence - your last Meal?

starter - Mexican Garlic bread

main - Heinz tomato soup with pasta and loads of red Leicester cheese with veggie Lincolnshire style sausages

desert - Kellog's crunchy nut cornflakes on full fat milk

drink - strong tea with half a sugar

A cigarette.

Thai fishcakes.

King Prawn Phad Thai.

Coconut icecream.

I'd then wash it down with a Chang beer, mainly because it's so bad I'll be glad I'm about to die just so I can get the taste out of my mouth.

I'd order the special

Pot Noodle

  On 5/30/2013 at 1:40 AM, Frankie5fingers said:

ah man, i was gonna make a king of the hill joke but theres no youtube vid of it.

hah! yeah, that's a good episode

how many people have received last meals and the shit arrived cold and over cooked? how disappointing. fuck, cant even get my last meal done right

All you can do is write a scathing review on twitter.

btw I was wrongly convicted

  On 5/31/2013 at 7:02 AM, marf said:

how many people have received last meals and the shit arrived cold and over cooked? how disappointing. fuck, cant even get my last meal done right

I've read that they basically just try to honor the spirit of the request more than anything. Shit's still cafeteria food.

Also apparently nobody ever eats theirs.

Yeah I wouldn't have an appetite either knowing I was going to be murdered in 10 minutes.

  On 5/30/2013 at 11:22 AM, lumpenprol said:

wonder if anyone allergic to say, peanuts, has asked for peanuts with their last meal. Don't give 'em the satisfaction!

i'm allergic to egg, but i honestly couldn't even stand the smell of it so it would be a torturous work trying to get it down. also, it doesn't kill me but merely makes me break out and rises my temperature. so it would only serve to buy me time.

MDMA and a bottle of whiskey

imagine getting executed while tripping on acid. some heavy duty shit.

Eat a bowl of ghost peppers in some painful hot sauce like cereal. Don't even wince. They will be afraid to kill you then.

  On 5/31/2013 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Yeah I wouldn't have an appetite either knowing I was going to be murdered in 10 minutes.

Exactly, this is why the traditional cigarette is most appropriate imho. Would you rather go out looking cool, or like you half-heartedly tried to eat a rubbery steak with all BBQ sauce smeared over your pasty prison-chops? No contest.

agree,

actually I lol'd at some of the stuff people wrote in here as if it would be happy fine-dining

  On 5/31/2013 at 3:15 PM, isaki said:

agree,

 

actually I lol'd at some of the stuff people wrote in here as if it would be happy fine-dining

hey in my defense I didn't know the OP meant like... on death row last meal.

I thought it was more of a.... if it was your last meal what would you eat type of deal. Didn't know it would be constrained by state and federal budgets and all this hoo-ha.

A dozen fresh oysters ....

3 large lobster rolls ....

... and 5-6 donuts.... <<<--- Namely those French D Creames. Those are my faves!

There is so much other shit I'd love. You gotta draw the line someplace.