Michael Douglas says he got cancer from eating pussy

  On 6/2/2013 at 11:13 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

More reason to suck

 

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Ha ha. I didn't edit your post, so don't go pulling shit like that.

I wonder if the recent news about Angelina Jolie's recent health had anything to do with the timing of his announcement.

  On 6/3/2013 at 5:43 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 6/2/2013 at 11:13 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

More reason to suck

 

Post edited by Joyrex

Ha ha. I didn't edit your post, so don't go pulling shit like that.

Also, in before lock.

^{Uhm I'm pretty sure Michael Douglas is gay, so even though he said he got it orally i don't knw why everyone is assuming he got that from eating pussy, he proly got from smoking dick.?}

The Gordon Gecko disease.

He was eating a lot of pussy around the time of Basic Instinct, ironically he checked himself into rehab around that time citing butt addiction. I don't know how long this kind of cancer takes to manifest itself. I would doubt it could be caused from a vagina or anus from the early 90's. It would have to be more recent. Making it much easier to pinpoint the owner of the orifice which blighted him with this condition.

  On 6/3/2013 at 8:09 PM, Schlitze said:

He was eating a lot of pussy around the time of Basic Instinct, ironically he checked himself into rehab around that time citing butt addiction. I don't know how long this kind of cancer takes to manifest itself. I would doubt it could be caused from a vagina or anus from the early 90's. It would have to be more recent. Making it much easier to pinpoint the owner of the orifice which blighted him with this condition.

i dunno dude the 90s boasted some gnarly vagines and ani

  On 6/3/2013 at 4:14 PM, joshuatx said:

The extremely anti-planned parenthood, anti-abortion, and anti-public funding of family planning governor of Texas mandated HPV vaccine tests for 11 and 12 year old girls, starting in 2007. It never took effect and he eventually downplayed the effort, saying it would be optional, which is mostly false.

big pharma is a helluva drug

how could a man wearing a v-neck walking into a techno club who grinds against a beautiful lady be gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469hCDdTtLY

Well. My thought is that this news (coming hot off the heals of his very successful role as the Matt-Damon-pumping Liberace) may be an exercise in reminding the world exactly how straight he is.

Gotta say. He was a very convincing queen.

lol you could be right. His macho self felt immasculated. All his drinking mates taking the piss out of him. He's taken back the HPV cancer connection to his throat cancer, stating that he was just making a PSA about HPV's cancer link.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2334749/Michael-Douglas-Oral-sex-caused-cancer.html

If Michael Douglas is gay I'd be a bit surprised. Certainly possible, he does like his facelifts and male grooming products...never struck me as the type tho. Will google!

Btw hpv can take forever to cause cancer. And there are like 80-90 strains of hpv, the vaccine only guards against the 4 most common (iirc).

Douglas gettin' dat pussaaaaay (plural of pussy)

Arguably, casting Douglas into a role of a gay man is just a miscast. Same goes for Damon, I guess. They're just not as good at acting as Sean Penn is, or Tom Hanks.

im really glad he said this in an interview. its hard to get tested for HPV as a man and ive eaten at chez HPV. so the more info out there the better

so who else here used Basic Instinct as a masturbation aide before they had their own hardcore pornography? *raises hand*

I was more of a The Fifth Element man myself.

Not much boner in that discounting the end. and the scene where she shows up. Although i guess you're refering to the fact that she was walking around in pretty skimpy gear the whole time.

  On 6/5/2013 at 9:18 AM, delet... said:

Not much boner in that discounting the end. and the scene where she shows up.

When they make her a human she gets completely naked plus she is hot as hell the entire movie regardless. I think I just have a thing for girls with brightly colored hair.

don't take dating advice from michael douglas

  On 6/5/2013 at 8:28 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I was more of a The Fifth Element man myself.

Tie Me Up Tie Me Down and Delta of Venus

LOL

Michael Douglas is a cunning linguist!

aint we all...

i wish i had enough money to afford a girl like Darien