The Female Is Far From Being More Sexually Modest And Restrained Than The Male

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  On 7/6/2013 at 9:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

  On 7/6/2013 at 10:03 PM, gaarg said:

or are we dancer?

rlol (and a delightful one at that)

edit: I'm drunk and I can't type

Men are naturally polygamous (wanting many women)

Women are naturally hypergamous (wanting only one man at a time, but easily switching to a new one if hes more attractive)

Bullshit! Men and women are pretty much the same. Social conditioning is the main difference. (that and the fanny/willy thing)

woman are sexy

  On 7/7/2013 at 11:50 AM, MadameChaos said:

Bullshit! Men and women are pretty much the same. Social conditioning is the main difference. (that and the fanny/willy thing)

Yeah. And women get turned on by monkeys getting frisky.

I used to be so shy that aggressively horny girls that took initiative were the only ones I ever got to frolic in the jungle with.

So looking back at your history, how many times have you been raped by aggressively horny women?

;D

  On 7/7/2013 at 6:57 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 7/6/2013 at 9:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

BTW guys, did you know that men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

Actually, I rubbed my willy into a fanny as a young, inexperienced adolescent in order to avoid a baby. You know you're helplessly horny if hot dogging in a condom feels like fireworks.

This is like wolf mask II as I'm sure thid will be deleted when Saturday shenanigans become Sunday morning sins.

 

What's hot dogging?

  On 7/7/2013 at 7:10 AM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 7/6/2013 at 9:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

- An extract from 50 Shades of MadameChaos

 

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  On 7/7/2013 at 1:19 PM, Timothy Forward said:

 

  On 7/7/2013 at 11:50 AM, MadameChaos said:

Bullshit! Men and women are pretty much the same. Social conditioning is the main difference. (that and the fanny/willy thing)

 

Yeah. And women get turned on by monkeys getting frisky.

 

Damn those sexy monkeys.

  On 7/7/2013 at 1:52 PM, MadameChaos said:

What's hot dogging?

Think of a sausage between buns.

it's chilli-dogging you want to worry about

edit: or get excited about (depending on your particular preference)

flol

Everything would be solved if we all started working for the CIA.

i just troon'd myself

I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Last time I ever ask you guys what something means.

  On 7/7/2013 at 3:19 PM, wabby said:

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  On 7/7/2013 at 2:31 AM, Deer said:

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  On 7/7/2013 at 6:57 AM, xxx said:

  On 7/6/2013 at 9:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

BTW guys, did you know that men have willies and women have fannies? And when you rub them together you make babies.

Actually, I rubbed my willy into a fanny as a young, inexperienced adolescent in order to avoid a baby. You know you're helplessly horny if hot dogging in a condom feels like fireworks.

This is like wolf mask II as I'm sure thid will be deleted when Saturday shenanigans become Sunday morning sins.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ox07KB95J0

  On 7/7/2013 at 10:56 AM, Zeffolia said:

Men are naturally polygamous (wanting many women)

Women are naturally hypergamous (wanting only one man at a time, but easily switching to a new one if hes more attractive)

Hmm...only as loyal as their options, eh?

you'd never see a grindr app for girls. women are a more picky and have a bigger list of boxes you need to tick off before they will fuck you.

  On 7/7/2013 at 1:47 PM, goDel said:

So looking back at your history, how many times have you been raped by aggressively horny women?

 

;D

Haha, they would keep pouring me shots sort of like a date rapey dude. Pretty exciting stuff.

  On 7/7/2013 at 8:32 PM, marf said:

you'd never see a grindr app for girls. women are a more picky and have a bigger list of boxes you need to tick off before they will fuck you.

It's only true for dating sites which can be unpredictable and unnecessarily challenging. Meet a girl at a party or out somewhere and you're already talking to her in person!

  On 7/7/2013 at 1:45 PM, Candiru said:

I used to be so shy that aggressively horny girls that took initiative were the only ones I ever got to frolic in the jungle with.

Yep pretty much.

I like aggressive women.

  On 7/6/2013 at 10:03 PM, Iain C said:

A woman can enjoy sex as much or more than a normal person? *monocle pops off*

flol1!