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  On 7/11/2013 at 12:06 AM, xxx said:

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Well, I picked up a $0.99 VHS copy of "The Blair Witch Project" in the bargain bin around 2005. My wife said "wasn't this a true story with real footage?" I couldn't believe my luck and almost blew it because I knew how much potential it had. "Why yes, let's watch it!". So, the chick starts snotting and I'msooooscared'ing towards the end and my wife became upset and cried herself. This made me feel badly so I paused it and broke it to her about it being fake and just a movie. We finished it and she went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I quietly got up and stood in the corner of the living room like Mike did and when she came in, she screamed and cried. As I came up to apologize, she threw the entirety of that ice water on me so I got mine in the end.

 

Brilliant! You know Blair Witch is my favorite movie ... :happy:

This really reminds me if a stunt my brothers pulled on me once which involved a "ghost", a wire, a Lego motor and some spooky recordings on a tape recorder. I won't bore you with the details.

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I like how after the dude scares his girlfriend, he hugs her and grabs her ass. Like, "Oooh, I'm sorry baby, it's all gooood, it was a just a prank.... Oooh, you were so scared, it's okay, you're safe now... mmm, gimme somma dat ass........."

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  On 4/22/2014 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said:

All your upright-bass variation of patanga shitango are belong to galangwa malango jilankwatu fatangu.

This guy is an asshole and his girlfriend is probably really fucking dumb.

 

She scared the shit out of my cat just now though, lol

 

Ugh, literally, too. Brb, Clorox time.

  On 7/13/2013 at 3:01 PM, peace 7 said:

I like how after the dude scares his girlfriend, he hugs her and grabs her ass. Like, "Oooh, I'm sorry baby, it's all gooood, it was a just a prank.... Oooh, you were so scared, it's okay, you're safe now... mmm, gimme somma dat ass........."

LOLZ!!! This confirms my scared girlfriend sexual kick hypothesis.

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  On 7/16/2013 at 11:39 PM, drukqs said:

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I've seen these kinds of mannequins in stores in Asia. WTF? They're super creepy.

 

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My ex was afraid of frogs so when the Cat brought them back to the house I'd throw it on him and make him freak out and scream. I'd then hold him close, give his balls a little squeeze and say "don't worry babe, I'll save you from the tiny amphibian".

 

 

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I don't understand people who are afraid of frogs. They're like the most non-threatening vertebrates. Even a mouse can bite you but what is a frog going to do? Lick you? But when I pick them off the ground my friends go around screaming like little girls.

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I love 'em, and toads. I had a friend who was afraid of moths/butterflies, people put her through hell at uni when they found out (pranks).

 

She was also afraid of bananas.

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  On 7/19/2013 at 10:21 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

 

She was also afraid of bananas.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

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Apparently banana allergies are cross-linked to latex allergies, so maybe she was actually just afraid of condoms

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i have a friend with a pretty serious phobia of cotton balls. for the longest time I thought he had to be full of shit or something but after googling it I discovered that its not that uncommon so I stopped terrorizing him by occasionaly rubbing cotton balls together in front of him. he would hyperventilate

There was a girl in my high school with cuprolaminophobia -- fear of coins -- and I was all like "I get it, mang, coins are pretty filthy" and she was all like "NO THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL I AM NOT AFRAID OF GERMS AHHHH A COIN" and then she declined my invitation to the prom.

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