MadameChaos Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) the accommodator (plus as it's your birthday present you have to wear it all day like when you get a jumper for Christmas) Edited July 25, 2013 by MadameChaos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79841-birthday-present-suggestions/page/2/#findComment-2040927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 On 7/25/2013 at 10:43 AM, jasondonervan said: On 7/24/2013 at 9:46 AM, miim said: It's my birthday on sunday and I'm 32 tears young!!! I keep getting asked what i want but what do i really want need? It was my Birthday yesterday. Nobody ever knows what to get me because I'm an esoteric character with a penchant for the intangible (in terms of gifting ideas). I make it easy on people and tell them not to get me anything (see also: Christmas). That's where the real entertainment lies - watching friends and family get bent out of shape as they stare down the crossroads of indecision, anger, and faint despair. Don't get me wrong, I love my nearest and dearest, and it's all done with a wry smile. It's more of an inside joke at this point that I'm 'that guy' when it comes to attempting to find a gift for. As indecision appears to haunt you, I suggest you go with the evergreen classic: "Surprise me." the fact that you lead them to believe that you want a gift from them makes you a cunt. ie don't be an esoteric cunt and tell them to fuck off. no present needed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79841-birthday-present-suggestions/page/2/#findComment-2040967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 get yourself a fresh new bed and mattress. really makes your life a little better Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79841-birthday-present-suggestions/page/2/#findComment-2040968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 200 house bricks Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79841-birthday-present-suggestions/page/2/#findComment-2040978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 So it seems my mother wants to buy me new glasses(she works in an opticians), probably cause these ones slide off my nose... I ended up saying I'm not really bothered I don't need anything and we could just go out for a meal and that will suffice. I'll end up with a book off my sister and the rest of my family will just give me money. We don't really do gifts in my circle of friends which is cool! Useless its a special birthday... These are great suggestions though and I'll refer to this thread for other people. I know its pretty lame but I'm gonna start just buying people cacti as a gift ;) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79841-birthday-present-suggestions/page/2/#findComment-2040985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Ask your mum to buy you a fleshlight. Let her work out what it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79841-birthday-present-suggestions/page/2/#findComment-2041008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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