The In Bed Thread

i'm in bed all the time

it is my home

its gross and grimy

this is where miracles happen

jesus that sounds like a poem or something

If you say it does, it doesn't.

I'm laying in bed, awake because of the damn roofers next door... As soon as my gf is gone for work I'm cranking the stereo with the windows open and outblasting whatever the fuck they're listening to on their shitty radio and thier retarded chatter. I haven't decided what to put on yet.

  On 8/13/2013 at 8:13 AM, Braintree said:

I watmm'd from bed most of last month until I got a new desk and chair like a civilized watmmer.

i watmm from bed and occasionally glace over at my desk in disdain. like a watmm king. i have craig anderson feeding me grapes and sup is holding my balls lest gravity get the best of them.

Sounds like it deserves the MSpaint treatment.

Are there any MSpaint artists in the house. I'm typing on a iFruitmachine atm so I have an excuse not to.

I'm not in my bed right now, but when I am, I'll make another post. I promise.

I'm on my bed. Can I join in?

When I'm in bed half-asleep and spooning with my lady, she often farts into my crotch. For some reason this will make me fart a few seconds later.

In my half-awake state I will often imagine her sonorous, resonant, tuneful-lady-trombone farts shooting down my urethra, penetrating mucus membranes via osmosis in order to reach my lower bowel and then being filtered and metamorphosed into dense, throaty, tenor-vibrato, draft 7.30-man farts.

This is what I think about when I think about The In Bed Thread.

Someone should really add the reniform puls lyrics to one of those generic lyrics sites

ph ph

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ph ph phoooort

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(sean pls)

ph ph

I'm in bed! Fuck it.

Bed post.

I can touch my bed from where I sit. I shall be in it in about an hour.

  On 8/14/2013 at 9:50 PM, MIXL2 said:

Bed post.

Ah-ha! I see what you did there.

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back to bed, keeping the watmm close.

  On 8/14/2013 at 9:40 PM, baph said:

Someone should really add the reniform puls lyrics to one of those generic lyrics sites

 

ph ph

ph ph

ph ph phoooort

 

ph ph phort

 

ph ph phoooort

ph ph phoooort

(sean pls)

ph ph

LOL

I'm in a sleeping bag in a tent, camping! It's cold and I've been to a mountain lake today. People are snoring loudly in neighboring tents and some small animal just began making weird funny little critter noises. My girlfriend is working on a crosswords next to me, we'll be asleep in 10 minutes. Now I also hear a high-pitched female snoring. Okay my girlfriend says let's go to sleep. Now she saw I wrote a bunch of text and wants me to read it to her... And I have, after I read this entire page to her. Good night!

  On 8/16/2013 at 12:57 AM, kokoon said:

I'm in a sleeping bag in a tent, camping! It's cold and I've been to a mountain lake today. People are snoring loudly in neighboring tents and some small animal just began making weird funny little critter noises. My girlfriend is working on a crosswords next to me, we'll be asleep in 10 minutes. Now I also hear a high-pitched female snoring. Okay my girlfriend says let's go to sleep. Now she saw I wrote a bunch of text and wants me to read it to her... And I have, after I read this entire page to her. Good night!

Ah Man! Totally jealous, I fucking love camping. Did you toast marshmallows over a fire under the stars? What am I saying of course you did. * daydreams*

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I'm on the toilet I guess that's not a bed uhhhh, sorry

The bed of one's bowels. It counts.

I'm in arm's reach to my bed.

I'm actually pretty surprised at the lack of ACTUAL in bed posts in this thread.

here's one, but it's now time to get up and make coffee

boring innit?

next time i enter this thread from the comforts of my bed i expect a proper pillow fight

On the bed, and without a stitch on.

It's hot.

Both meanings yeah?

I'm in bed eating raspberries! Which thread to post in???

might as well be your death bed