I smoked my piss

you're a goddamn hero for actually going camping wi your mom after that. i commend you.

yea this is some hardcore shit

The Night the MIR felt from the Sky, I was on a Field to watch it. Had my Bong with me, and in lack of water I had to piss in it to have my smoke.

You didn't make your mom smoke a pissy cig did you?

if i just read this whole thread only because there might be the ever slight chance that you are actually the woman in your avatar, and you turn out to be some pudgy four eyed fat kid, i will be very angry.

ditto

i think jody is a dude (with a weiner)

but uh, this thread about piss may be the most f'd up thread i've seen here yet

freebased piss crystals, pissarrettes

and i got the impression youre wearing the piss soaked pants? (maybe you actually said it but i dont feel like looking back)

guys do you really think the chick in that avatar would be sitting around with her mom, in pissy pants, smoking pissarrettes?

i think the real and more interesting question is, what kind of person or personality is the type that feels the need to use "hot chicks" as avatars, most likely virgins/playstation 4 fans

  On 9/2/2013 at 4:27 PM, CharlesWatkins said:

if i just read this whole thread only because there might be the ever slight chance that you are actually the woman in your avatar, and you turn out to be some pudgy four eyed fat kid, i will be very angry.

  On 9/2/2013 at 6:07 PM, CharlesWatkins said:

i think the real and more interesting question is, what kind of person or personality is the type that feels the need to use "hot chicks" as avatars, most likely virgins/playstation 4 fans

Please, keep going

  On 9/2/2013 at 5:26 PM, MisterE said:

guys do you really think the chick in that avatar would be sitting around with her mom, in pissy pants, smoking pissarrettes?

but no, i don't the avatar is the user.

"And the God created piss.

So that one day, it could be smoked by Jody Dark.

Only then, would humanity understand.

The truth."

I've made the same mistake as 4dolf in the past. Pissed on a disposable bbq to put it out and was engulfed in a cloud of pisssteam. Never smoked my own piss tho

  On 9/2/2013 at 2:54 PM, manmower said:

 

  On 9/2/2013 at 11:33 AM, Jody Dark said:

So anyway, i got fucking smashed on the streets, met up with some dudes, went under a bridge, mabye did a little sniffy sniffy, and had a good time all around.

 

So how do you know it's your own piss?

 

Yeah Jody, you could be smoking someone else's piss and not even know it.

You heathen.

The other week I was going feral after a 5 day trance party, catching shrimp with foraged netting, and clams and cockles and cooking them on a bonfire in Wales and some malboro lights washed up, so i dried them in the sun and smoked them by the fire and they were rubbish but also the best thing ever. This relates to piss because I had pissed myself on 2cb two days previously and was still wearing the clothes and when I sweated I warmed up the dried piss and stank of piss.

Eventually someone paid for my bus home and I washed but not before going to the gym and reeking the whole exercise class with my sweaty psychedelic piss and foraged body odours.

Piss.

  On 9/2/2013 at 7:58 PM, fenton said:

Piss.

HEY!

WHO'S SMOKING PISS IN HERE

one time, when I was barely more than a lad, I woke up on a smashed table (so basically I was on the floor with the table broke in half beneath me) covered in odorless liquid. must've been piss. no idea what happened though.

Lego Feet released an LP probably.

Im awake for the day, not drunk anymore. I cant believe i smoked tbe entire pack. Im so ashamed of myself.

I love you, Jody Dark

  On 9/2/2013 at 12:38 PM, peace 7 said:

Aww, man- I seriously thought this thread was gonna be more street-legit-shiz: I thought someone was gonna post about saving bottles of piss, pouring it into a pyrex oven dish, evaporating the water, scraping the piss crystals off the glass, then freebasing pure piss crystal.

 

Buuut nevermind.....

 

On a related note, I once drank my piss from a mug in the toilet, due to taking shrooms (or some other plant psychedelic), and a lot of the good stuff comes out pure. As I stood there gulping a mug of my own piss, I just looked at my hands holding the mug and thought... "-the fuck? Aaaaand my life has come to this."

 

Back to what I thought this thread was gonna be-- this is actually a good method to save piss-drugs for later. A lot of drugs come out in piss, in refined form, and especially with plants, the stuff that makes you wanna puke is cleaned out. So if you do a lot of those types of substances, save the piss in the freezer (piss during and post trip), then on a rainy day, evaporate all the water, and take your body-purified goodness. Eat it, or freebase that piss-cryst. p.s. If you save many sessions of urine, beware to not trip into another dimension, cuz you might not come back. ...And the one you travel to might be where you have kneecaps in place of nipples.

same, i was hoping for a tutorial on how to smoke ones own piss rather than a traditional 'I am a functioning alcoholic' anecdote. I am dissapoint. Freebasing crystalized urine is the real deal

Related to smoking crystallized piss-- I conceptualized a type of clothes washing machine many years ago that filters the dirty water- again- for the purpose of crystallizing human juices. The main purpose of this invention was to put in like 50 pairs of used panties, and then you can eventually get purified womanz crotch crystals (for smoking, eating, smelling, etc.). Obviously this invention is very specific and was conceived for the stalker market.

So seriously, does anyone know anything about the dangers of smoking dried urine? I woke up today, and i felt very weird, and as the night progressed, it only became stranger. Heart palputations, anxiety, chest pains, blood rushes to the head, dizziness, shortness of breathe, etc. im usually pretty chilled out, but today fucking sucked, and i was not chill in the least. Im concerned those urine soaked ciggarettes might have fucked me up. We'll see how i feel tomorrow

Seriously though, if anyone has any data on the matter, please share

Thanks

what you're experiencing is called shame

  On 9/3/2013 at 11:43 AM, Jody Dark said:

So seriously, does anyone know anything about the dangers of smoking dried urine? I woke up today, and i felt very weird, and as the night progressed, it only became stranger. Heart palputations, anxiety, chest pains, blood rushes to the head, dizziness, shortness of breathe, etc. im usually pretty chilled out, but today fucking sucked, and i was not chill in the least. Im concerned those urine soaked ciggarettes might have fucked me up. We'll see how i feel tomorrow

 

Seriously though, if anyone has any data on the matter, please share

 

Thanks

you should be fine. the urine probably became the healthiest ingredient in the cigarette