Flo Rida invents possibly the worst thing ever

Is this a joke?

Guys, tell me this is a joke.....Guys?

sweet jesus

A cinco toy.

Flo rida just defeated music. Blow his whistle.

It would be impressive if he actually did all the hard/software design and invented that thing, though.

This thing is so cheez, that it might actually be IDM.

This has been around for a while (this video was uploaded in 2010, though I'm sure I remember seeing it even earlier)

I guess they just paid Flo Rida enough to use his name.

People involved with this should be put on trial or some shit.

pain... PAIN

Ayo, Florence Rider - I was at the Aphex Barbican show too! Pretty cool that you were so inspired by Rich that night:

Reach for the Beamz... and throw the fucking thing into a ravine.

ohh man!

could i make those mad beats if i had one of those?!

how much is it?!

hell yeh i'm starting a band

Bill Bailey has been using something like that in his live shows for years, just tried searching for a clip, im sure ive got it on a DVD somewhere at home.

what a piece of junk fucking lol this video made my day

lol I was just playing with something just like this at the EMP museum in a kid's exhibit... I felt like a knob but there were some impressed old ladies and 6 year olds behind me

I asked DJ Douggpound if he was responsible for this but apparently not, his response was - "I need those beemz!"

According to Wikipedia:

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In August 2010, Beamz was listed among the Best Tools for Schools by the National Association of Music Merchants at the NAMM Show with the note that using Beamz was fun and a "great way to involve special ed students in music making."^[7] The Phoenix Union School District, as well as the Phoenix Children's Hospital, have used Beamz in special education settings.

So, yeah.

I predict that this will either revolutionise music as we know it or give everyone on the planet hand cancer

And as a result is either the most genius device ever created, or the most dismal failure ever invented.

  On 9/10/2013 at 6:00 PM, jasondonervan said:

Ayo, Florence Rider - I was at the Aphex Barbican show too! Pretty cool that you were so inspired by Rich that night:

 

 

Reach for the Beamz... and throw the fucking thing into a ravine.

If you want to give historical credit in popular music, Jean Michel Jarre has been using the laser harp since the early 80s.

I'm sure others were using it before him...

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:50 PM, Timothy Forward said:

I predict that this will either revolutionise music as we know it or give everyone on the planet hand cancer

Oh my chuffing LOL

*Checks date*

Nowhere near April 1st.

...

Ho-ly shit.

I could see it being a neat midi trigger, but you look like such a tard waving your hands like that. Something tells me popular some popular 'EDM' artist is going to take the 'idiot triggering lazer midi with a conniption fit' route to their next live show.

The Future is Bright....

LAZER BRYTE

  On 9/10/2013 at 8:35 PM, ravedamage said:

 

  On 9/10/2013 at 7:50 PM, Timothy Forward said:

I predict that this will either revolutionise music as we know it or give everyone on the planet hand cancer

Oh my chuffing LOL

 

 

I need one of these in my life.