I can't stop laughing

Holy shit, Yegg?

Don't remember if I posted or just lurked back when Yegg was around.

Edit: Good blog. Reminds me of this one that sadly didn't get continued: http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.ca

Yeah, posted this in the Funny Pictures thread, but I guess it indeed deserves a thread of its own

  On 11/7/2013 at 6:47 AM, zaphod said:

maybe you click around through the video like a stars of the lid track, desperately trying to find something resembling a crescendo.

lol!!

  On 11/7/2013 at 6:47 AM, zaphod said:

maybe you click around through the video like a stars of the lid track, desperately trying to find something resembling a crescendo.

oh fucking Z O L E

lol

i'm still lolling at "Damn..that boobs"

I can't read this and not imagine it's my grandfather. I'm pretty sure it's my grandfather.

edit: lol

  On 11/6/2013 at 9:27 PM, Yegg said:

i swear i've once read a comment saying "i'm a doctor and that's one of the worst foreskins i've ever seen, i wish i could advise the guy to get help", or something like that

hi yegg, your endlessly falling woman flash avatar is gone :(

lol

"the cock resemble a shit" gets me every time.

this is the one that got me

was just browsing pornhub and found this gem:

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Brianna Love has two Mixed Race Children with two different Black Men in real life. Black Men are stronger and are breeding the precious White Women, creating a new world of Mixed Race Babies, way stronger than White Babies.

the power of the race lies in the strength of its babies.

I still remember my seemingly straightlaced female Biology teacher in High School holding up one student's paper for praise - the paper discussed how if guys with big penises and girls with small vaginas were selectively interbred over the long term, eventually they might no longer be able to procreate. This teacher looked like a housewife straight from the 1950s, it was totally unexpected. Later she was diagnosed with brain cancer and died before I graduated. Always wondered if her praise of that essay was due to a tumor....

Oh bloody hell, i was on a nice vibe and then 'cancer' 'died' 'tumour'. /flys to shanghai to tell you off lumpy .. then we drink, my treat.

  On 11/12/2013 at 4:44 AM, luke viia said:

the power of the race lies in the strength of its babies.

lol

Do you even lift, white babies

  On 11/12/2013 at 5:18 AM, delet... said:

Oh bloody hell, i was on a nice vibe and then 'cancer' 'died' 'tumour'. /flys to shanghai to tell you off lumpy .. then we drink, my treat.

lol, carrot and stick approach.

Hey, come on over, I dare you :-)

Draco Malfoy

  On 11/6/2013 at 9:40 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

oh man I wish I thought of the idea to make these memes out of a certain infamous (and very familiar to watmm's AE fans) Pitchfork writer's embarrassing distended breast fetish (like i'm talking the scene in serial mom where the kid beats off to like tripleE boobs) Imagefap account!

 

i remember one of his comments in particular, for a lady with lactacting gigantic breasts was 'spermtacular' , i kid you not.

 

tortoise: what do you think of those?

achilles: spermtacular

i've been waiting for this

  On 11/12/2013 at 10:17 PM, dr lopez said:

 

  On 11/6/2013 at 9:40 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

oh man I wish I thought of the idea to make these memes out of a certain infamous (and very familiar to watmm's AE fans) Pitchfork writer's embarrassing distended breast fetish (like i'm talking the scene in serial mom where the kid beats off to like tripleE boobs) Imagefap account!

 

i remember one of his comments in particular, for a lady with lactacting gigantic breasts was 'spermtacular' , i kid you not.

 

tortoise: what do you think of those?

achilles: spermtacular

 

i've been waiting for this

 

that scene in serial mom was pretty great when I was 13 tbqh

In all honesty though, I'm feeling way better NOT watching porn.

what actually compels a person to write a comment like that that kind of articulate, grand prose... in a comment on a porn video. it just doesn't compute in my brain. I have to believe they're taking the piss.

there ought to be a tumblr for fake porn comments in the styles of various esteemed authors, both classic and contemporary, like Twain, Hemingway etc. and also PKD, DFW, Cormac McCarthy, etc.

lol porn comments by Homer I crack myself up.

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I think zaphod would nail the Cormac McCarthy one btw

  On 11/13/2013 at 3:45 AM, usagi said:

 

 

lol porn comments by Homer I crack myself up.

 

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Thus did we wait with great fear of mind until morning came, and Rosie fingered Dawn.